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09-01-2006, 06:59 AM
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| Member  Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Alberta, Canada
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FEMALE COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been screwed?" The fellow said, "No."She said, "You will be when the tide comes in." Sorrry people, I found this one really funny - must be my warped and twisted mind!
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09-01-2006, 07:18 AM
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| Don't get undies in a bunch  Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA
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A guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach... What is his name? Sandy A guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a deep hole... What is his name? Phil A guy with no arms and no legs in the water 50 yards out...What is his name? Bob A guy with no arms and no legs on the sidewalk...What is his name? Kirby
__________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.  Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today? |
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09-04-2006, 08:58 PM
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| fire dancer  Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: no matter where u go there u are...co
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guy with no arms & no legs in the ocean........Bob guy with no arms & no legs on your doorstep...........Matt .......in a kid's game...Jack ......in a wallet.......Bill .........as a shooting target (ugg, i know!).......Mark ...........in front of the lead singer.......Mike .........in a soup pot.....Stew ........holding up a car........Jack (again) ..........on the craps talbe in vegas....Duece ...........in a pickle jar....Dill ...........in a vegatable garden..Gourd ...........several in a drug store....Vicks ...........yup, i started making these up on the spot sorry........but i WON'T even talk about "Richard"!! 
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