Purina Diet

[indigo]

Subject: Fw: Purina Diet





> >I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina
> >at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
> >had a dog (?).
> >
> >On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
> >although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
> >last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
> >care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
> >arms.
> >
> >I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
> >it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
> >one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
> >complete so I was going to try it again.
> >
> >I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> >enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was behind her.
> >
> >Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital because I'd been
> >poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my b***s
> >and a car hit me.
> >
> >I thought the guy behind her was going to have to stagger out the door.

[notsleepingwell]

ROFLMAO....thanks for that!!!!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!

[happyagain]

roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[notsleepingwell]

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[OneLady]

Thanks Indigo.....

You made my day!!!