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soizan · 08-12-2006, 06:49 AM

Church Bells Sex

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"

cwohio · 08-12-2006, 07:01 AM

buhda · 08-24-2006, 11:47 AM

OMG THATS SO CRAZYLMAO

08-12-2006, 06:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
soizan Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Deerfield, WI Posts: 147	church bells sex Church Bells Sex On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" __________________

08-12-2006, 07:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

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buhda LEARNING TO LIVE AGAIN Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: BFOhio but sober Posts: 53	OMG THATS SO CRAZYLMAO

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