Friday Funnines - 8/11/06 - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 04:13 AM

Coincidence or typo??

i'll be back later to post more - take it away jazz!

Jazzman · 08-11-2006, 04:55 AM

We Found Nemo

minnie · 08-11-2006, 05:34 AM

We do subversive quite well in the UK....

Poor Nemo.

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 06:39 AM

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 07:16 AM

The Doctor's Daughter

A physician was taking her 4-year-old daughter to preschool. The little girl picked up the stethoscope, which the doctor had left on the car seat, and began playing with it.

"This is wonderful," thought the doctor." My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

denny57 · 08-11-2006, 07:28 AM

cw i love it! here is my favorite pic from the uk this week. he's called Percy

Jazzman · 08-11-2006, 07:48 AM

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 09:08 AM

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 09:09 AM

aww denny - percy is so cute in his little chair!!!

jazz - love the dog sign!

cwohio · 08-11-2006, 09:12 AM

Jazzman · 08-11-2006, 12:52 PM

Moo-shoe pork...

Jazzman · 08-11-2006, 12:54 PM

Save the parking spot!

denny57 · 08-11-2006, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzman

Save the parking spot!

He looks like the type I could bribe with a good biscuit.

soizan · 08-11-2006, 06:34 PM

Hot Dog

margo · 08-11-2006, 09:04 PM

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cwohio · 08-11-2006, 09:15 PM

what lovely bathing beauties!

happyagain · 08-12-2006, 06:04 PM

that is the cutest puppy on a bun i have ever seen....absolutely adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-11-2006, 04:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Friday Funnines - 8/11/06 Coincidence or typo?? i'll be back later to post more - take it away jazz! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 06:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was probably just another false alarm and stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost." __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 07:16 AM	#5 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	The Doctor's Daughter A physician was taking her 4-year-old daughter to preschool. The little girl picked up the stethoscope, which the doctor had left on the car seat, and began playing with it. "This is wonderful," thought the doctor." My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?" __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 09:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	__________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 09:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	aww denny - percy is so cute in his little chair!!! jazz - love the dog sign! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 04:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Jazzman Occasional poor taste poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Back of the class, Northern VA Posts: 2,255	We Found Nemo

08-11-2006, 05:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
minnie Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: England Posts: 3,410	We do subversive quite well in the UK.... Poor Nemo.

08-11-2006, 07:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jazzman Occasional poor taste poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Back of the class, Northern VA Posts: 2,255

08-11-2006, 09:12 AM	#10 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	Moo-shoe pork? __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-11-2006, 12:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Jazzman Occasional poor taste poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Back of the class, Northern VA Posts: 2,255	Moo-shoe pork...

08-11-2006, 12:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Jazzman Occasional poor taste poster Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Back of the class, Northern VA Posts: 2,255	Save the parking spot!

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margo Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,727	.

08-11-2006, 09:15 PM	#16 (permalink)
cwohio Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Litterbox City Posts: 6,142	what lovely bathing beauties! __________________ *Learn to write your hurts in sand. Learn to carve your blessings in stone! - Unknown*

08-12-2006, 06:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
happyagain Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: a happier place than before!!!! Posts: 944	that is the cutest puppy on a bun i have ever seen....absolutely adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your a$$ out of the bind you've gotten yourself into!

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