Fly N Buy

1. Jail might be nice, I really like being told what to do
2. I have all this extra money, gotta spend it somewhere
3. Haven't really hurt anybody lately with all my BS and alcoholic thinking
4. Career is on track, maybe I can derail it
5. Wife and family adore me. Time to screw that up
6. Been feeling really well when I wake up, miss being hung over
7. I am truly selfish and it's all about me, me , me - I deserve it!

What's your 8 - 9- 10 reasons to pick up today??????

margherita

I love this thread!!! Thank you so much.

8. I really want to damage my already-worn liver to the point it will not be able to reverse the damage anymore.

IOAA2

When I have a misery and death wish.

BE WELL

Hollyanne

When the people around me are really gaining confidence in my sobriety!

Ultramarathoner

I want to let my 10 year old know that it's ok for Dad's to "not really mean it" when they say they have decided to quit alcohol to be healthier.

Nonsensical

I haven't had a DUI yet.

Bailey3

Because I want to wake up tomorrow with no memory of today.

alphaomega

I miss vomiting in my garbage pail at work.

Findingtheway

So i can resume feeling like a walking dead...Oh and the dry heaving/retching during my morning shower.

Really miss that...

gippy1968

I really miss the liquor store cashier.

PurpleKnight

8. Wouldn't mind having a throbbing hangover tomorrow morning

9. Can't wait to wake up at 4am and chug half my bodyweight in water

10. Pancreatitis has been a life long ambition of mine, one for the resume I think!!

Nonsensical

Or driving from store to store to avoid seeing the same cashier too often!

Lusher

Because I miss trying to hide my shaky hands, as I'm trying to sign the card receipt at the check-out aisle.

coraltint

I playing the mental game, "which line of bs did I tell THIS person?"

bigsombrero

I miss gambling all my money away with online sportsbooks. I am sure if I start drinking again I will make their day!

FreeOwl

because I guess it would be interesting to find out what it would feel like to kill someone's child and go to prison but have no memory of doing it. Or worse... remember it all.....

BlissWithin

another reason is because I could always use some guilt and anxiety tomorrow morning along with a monster headache.

Hooped

I'm tired of people mentioning how good I've been looking lately instead of them whispering to each other behind my back- "What's the matter with Hooped?"

Fly N Buy

another reason why to drink today;

Thank goodness that reflection of despair in my loved ones eyes has returned

Stark reminders from all.....

MelindaFlowers

I kinda miss the daily explosive and unpredictable diarrhea. Bottoms up! Not!