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Old 07-16-2017, 02:08 AM
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What do YOU get when you cross a military lunatic with icecream?

A Na-eoopolianatan.
Good one PJ
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:11 AM
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Another 24 hours for me today as well - Feeling a lot stronger X
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:39 AM
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That reminds me having tried out our thread's fine jokes on a 10 year old yesterday, she sends one back for us. I think I'm ready to enter the arena.

What do you call a bloated person who hunts monsters?




Puffy the Vampire Slayer

I'm still doubled up by that one. There is another one but I can't remember it at the mo. Right I'd better hand the standup routine back to the master.

Go go go Neo o o
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:40 AM
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It's 10:40am here and I'd like 24 more please. My 72th.
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:43 AM
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Weev Weev Weev lol
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:44 AM
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens
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Now I'm gonna have to get some precious Tim Tams. Can I get them in UK? Web etiquette says you have to bite off both ends and suck coffee thru the middle. Being British, I'll have to do it with tea, good old Yorkshire tea. Mmmmm
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:46 AM
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:51 AM
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:56 AM
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Old 07-16-2017, 02:59 AM
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AH..the simple honest comradery of the crap joke.
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:05 AM
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

The plot thickens
Now THAT is hilarious!
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:13 AM
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Guess it's time to get my hands dirty! I must unearth the secret
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:17 AM
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Current activity clearing out kitchen cupboards. Why do I need 4 pots of baking powder? BIN!
I'm like a woman possessed! It's funny what you hoard isn't It? School cookery has a lot to answer for!
Coffee working it's magic this morning and thanks to you PJ I'm concocting fantasies involving crunchie bars....sugar get thee behind me!
Loving the jokes guys it's so nice to have a giggle sometimes
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:18 AM
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Have a great day Jo
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It's 5:19 AM and I'm in for another sober 24.
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:19 AM
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Have a great day Jo
Thanks Neoo!!!! Same to you
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:38 AM
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Jo- apparently kit-kats work a treat
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:38 AM
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24 more clean and sober hours please.
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Back from my camping trip,. In for 24hours sober
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