If A Dog Was Your Sponsor......

[2ala2]

If A Dog Was Your Sponsor :-) You Would Learn Stuff Like...

-When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
-Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
-Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be
pure ecstasy.
-When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
-Let others know when they've invaded your territory.
-Take naps and stretch before rising.
-Run, romp and play daily.
-Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
-Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
-On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
-On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
-When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
-No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing
and pout ...run right back and make friends.
-Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
-Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you've had enough.
-Be loyal.
-Never pretend to be something you're not.
-If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
-When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
them gently.

[REZ]

Cute, thanks

[endzoner]

how true and how simple it is .... thanks for that share

[YouveGotStyleKi]

Perfect. Thank you 2ala2.

[kj3880]

If MY dog was your sponsor, you'd learn to:
Keep eating until the food is ALL GONE!!!
If someone makes you mad, chew up their shoes!
When your glass is empty, drink out of the toilet!
When someone bathes and brushes you to shiny cleanliness, go roll in a pile of dead fish!
Lick your own butt publicly whenever you want, and then lick others!

Maybe my dog shouldn't sponsor any other dogs!!!

(This is a joke, not meant to make fun of anyone, just a laugh)

KJ

[2ala2]

lol, that's hilarious KJ,
Depends which part of the glass you choose to look at

[doorknob]

Things You Can Learn From A Dog I believe that was the original title.

A classic...

[Missybuns]

my dog must think she is my cats sponsor

First come....first serve LOL

[doorknob]

Make the world your playground.

Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.

If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.

When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.

Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.

Nap often.

When in trouble, just purr and look cute.

Life is hard, and then you nap.

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.

When in doubt, cop an attitude.

Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.

Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.

Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.

Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

[Gmoney]

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR HAMSTER

lol!! Just kidding

[ananda]

what about guini pigs and hedghogs?????