The Lighter Side of NA - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

**Phinneas** · 12-23-2007, 07:09 PM

Happy Holidays, everyone!

(Wolfchild posted this in the Follies. I thought it was great so I brought it here.)

Two NA members died! Then, they went to hell.
.....after a period of time, the Devil called God:
The Devil: God, two people arrived here and opened an NA meeting,
and I don't like it; I want to send them to heaven.
God: No, if they went to hell, there must be a reason for that. Keep
them there.
The Devil got really mad and hung up. A few weeks later, the
Devil called God back:
Devil: God, there are 7 NA groups here with 30 unfortunate souls in
each group. I want to send everybody to heaven. Now!
God: I told you, there must be a reason for that (and
hung up).
After 2 months, the Devil was very furious and he called God again.
Devil: God, there is an Area now and they are talking about having a
spiritual retreat, what the f…. is that?
God: Go to the group and find out what it's about (and hung up).
After 1, 2, 3 months, God had not received any calls from the Devil
and he started to worry.
On the 4th month, God decided to call the Devil:
Devil: Help Line of Narcotics Anonymous, this is the Devil, an addict
in recovery. How can I help you?

Gmoney · 12-24-2007, 01:08 AM

Excellent!!!!

SaTiT · 12-24-2007, 02:31 AM

So...on the 5th month GOD sent a codi to HELL to see WTF
Then hell really, really froozed over :rof

12-23-2007, 07:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Phinneas Forum Leader Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: fumbling towards ecstasy Posts: 2,596	The Lighter Side of NA Happy Holidays, everyone! (Wolfchild posted this in the Follies. I thought it was great so I brought it here.) Two NA members died! Then, they went to hell. .....after a period of time, the Devil called God: The Devil: God, two people arrived here and opened an NA meeting, and I don't like it; I want to send them to heaven. God: No, if they went to hell, there must be a reason for that. Keep them there. The Devil got really mad and hung up. A few weeks later, the Devil called God back: Devil: God, there are 7 NA groups here with 30 unfortunate souls in each group. I want to send everybody to heaven. Now! God: I told you, there must be a reason for that (and hung up). After 2 months, the Devil was very furious and he called God again. Devil: God, there is an Area now and they are talking about having a spiritual retreat, what the f…. is that? God: Go to the group and find out what it's about (and hung up). After 1, 2, 3 months, God had not received any calls from the Devil and he started to worry. On the 4th month, God decided to call the Devil: Devil: Help Line of Narcotics Anonymous, this is the Devil, an addict in recovery. How can I help you? __________________ “The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” ~Marianne Williamson

12-24-2007, 01:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Gmoney Recovering Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Around the way Posts: 1,589	Excellent!!!! __________________ "One Promise, Many Rewards."

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12-24-2007, 02:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
SaTiT Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: anomaly Posts: 2,196	So...on the 5th month GOD sent a codi to HELL to see WTF Then hell really, really froozed over :rof

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