Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

historyteach · 09-14-2007, 11:14 PM

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto!
The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES.
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

Why the heck not?

L'Chaim!

sunkensky · 09-15-2007, 01:13 AM

haha

Viki · 09-15-2007, 01:16 AM

I needed a good laugh and i got it from your post. I especially like the laxative one lol

shutterbug · 09-15-2007, 01:37 AM

I especially like #5!

Don W · 09-15-2007, 02:31 AM

Thanks I needed that

splendra · 09-16-2007, 09:07 PM

hey fo' real a drop of hot sauce on the tongue really does help to lesson depression. I think hot sauce is why Mexicans and Asians seem happier to me. They all love hot sauce. Well not all but, many of them do, I have been around a lot of their cooking that's for sure.

shutterbug · 09-16-2007, 10:33 PM

why hot sauce?

BigSis · 09-16-2007, 10:36 PM

Something to do with pain and endorphins maybe? (just a guess)

shutterbug · 09-16-2007, 10:55 PM

Does pain release endorphines???!!!

If that's true then perhaps that helps explain self-injuring! OMGosh!

splendra · 09-17-2007, 07:46 AM

yes! the sting of hot sauce helps to release endorphines give it a try.

historyteach · 09-17-2007, 06:45 PM

No thanks!

L'Chaim!

shutterbug · 09-17-2007, 11:01 PM

LOL

Splendra i was actually thinking about you today when i went out to lunch with a friend and i ordered some "Macho Nachos" and forgot to have them leave off the Jalopenos!! I ate one with a chip and that was plenty for me...my mouth was burning for at least a half hour after!!

But ya know what????!!! I was in a pretty dosh-garn good mood today too!!!!

hummmmm.....

09-14-2007, 11:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Amazingly Simple Home Remedies! AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Why the heck not? L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

09-15-2007, 01:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
Viki Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Mary alice, KY Posts: 122	I needed a good laugh and i got it from your post. I especially like the laxative one lol __________________ We are not sure of sorrow, And joy was never sure, Today will die tomorrow, Time stops to no man's lure. - A.C. Swinburne - My son I miss you My son i love you Watch over me my son R.I.P Trey 5/15/06

09-15-2007, 01:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
shutterbug A picture's worth a 1000 words Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With any luck, I'm lost in a view finder Posts: 2,947 Blog Entries: 5	I especially like #5! __________________ I'M FINE!! Fanatically Insecure Neuratic & Emotional Bipolar/Depression support: 1-800-950-NAMI(6264).

09-15-2007, 02:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Don W Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Charleston S.C. Posts: 1,463	Thanks I needed that __________________ Captain America - On the side of good

09-16-2007, 09:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	hey fo' real a drop of hot sauce on the tongue really does help to lesson depression. I think hot sauce is why Mexicans and Asians seem happier to me. They all love hot sauce. Well not all but, many of them do, I have been around a lot of their cooking that's for sure. __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

09-15-2007, 01:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
sunkensky Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 91	haha

09-16-2007, 10:33 PM	#7 (permalink)
shutterbug A picture's worth a 1000 words Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With any luck, I'm lost in a view finder Posts: 2,947 Blog Entries: 5	why hot sauce? __________________ I'M FINE!! Fanatically Insecure Neuratic & Emotional Bipolar/Depression support: 1-800-950-NAMI(6264).

09-16-2007, 10:36 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	Something to do with pain and endorphins maybe? (just a guess) __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

09-16-2007, 10:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
shutterbug A picture's worth a 1000 words Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With any luck, I'm lost in a view finder Posts: 2,947 Blog Entries: 5	Does pain release endorphines???!!! If that's true then perhaps that helps explain self-injuring! OMGosh! __________________ I'M FINE!! Fanatically Insecure Neuratic & Emotional Bipolar/Depression support: 1-800-950-NAMI(6264).

09-17-2007, 07:46 AM	#10 (permalink)
splendra the girl can't help it Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: splendraville Posts: 5,495 Blog Entries: 3	yes! the sting of hot sauce helps to release endorphines give it a try. __________________ nice has a hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

09-17-2007, 06:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	No thanks! L'Chaim! __________________ IMAGINE

09-17-2007, 11:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
shutterbug A picture's worth a 1000 words Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With any luck, I'm lost in a view finder Posts: 2,947 Blog Entries: 5	LOL Splendra i was actually thinking about you today when i went out to lunch with a friend and i ordered some "Macho Nachos" and forgot to have them leave off the Jalopenos!! I ate one with a chip and that was plenty for me...my mouth was burning for at least a half hour after!! But ya know what????!!! I was in a pretty dosh-garn good mood today too!!!! hummmmm..... __________________ I'M FINE!! Fanatically Insecure Neuratic & Emotional Bipolar/Depression support: 1-800-950-NAMI(6264).

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