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Boleo · 05-31-2008, 10:28 PM

I drank 2 bottles of vodka a day for 27 years
I haven’t had a solid bowl movement for 22 years
I have suffered from incontinence of urine for 13 years
I have to take Viagra twice a day just to keep from peeing on my shoes

Doug · 06-01-2008, 02:31 AM

So what's the problem?

11d · 06-01-2008, 02:56 PM

Are you sober? Have you seen a physician? Sounds like you have some physical problems that need to be addressed.

Boleo · 06-01-2008, 05:04 PM

11d;

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Read the last line again.

EricGordon · 06-07-2008, 01:44 PM

I never knew people would take Viagra for that.
Dual purpose pill I guess!

Tommyh · 06-14-2008, 04:25 AM

lmao.........

Mallshopper · 06-19-2008, 12:24 AM

Great line. Hope you don't mind me borrowing that one.

Gringo75 · 06-23-2008, 05:59 PM

I dunno. I think I'd prefer loose movements. Sometimes the Titanic ends up ported in the "chute."

renemar · 07-03-2008, 08:31 AM

dual purpose pill. go to a physician? they can help you.

Doug · 07-10-2008, 02:07 AM

Yeah, don't stop drinking; just take more pills.

05-31-2008, 10:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Boleo boleon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 3,132	I drank I drank 2 bottles of vodka a day for 27 years I haven’t had a solid bowl movement for 22 years I have suffered from incontinence of urine for 13 years I have to take Viagra twice a day just to keep from peeing on my shoes

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Boleo boleon Join Date: May 2008 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 3,132	Nudge, nudge, wink, wink 11d; Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Read the last line again.

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06-01-2008, 02:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	So what's the problem?

06-01-2008, 02:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
11d Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 103	Are you sober? Have you seen a physician? Sounds like you have some physical problems that need to be addressed.

06-07-2008, 01:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
EricGordon Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: VIC Posts: 11	I never knew people would take Viagra for that. Dual purpose pill I guess!

06-14-2008, 04:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tommyh Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: N.C. Posts: 18,399	lmao.........

06-19-2008, 12:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mallshopper Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Philly Posts: 5	Great line. Hope you don't mind me borrowing that one.

06-23-2008, 05:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Gringo75 Abbie-Normal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: SE Texas Posts: 19	I dunno. I think I'd prefer loose movements. Sometimes the Titanic ends up ported in the "chute."

07-03-2008, 08:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
renemar Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: awan Posts: 9	dual purpose pill. go to a physician? they can help you.

07-10-2008, 02:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
Doug Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: S.E. Mich. Posts: 1,442	Yeah, don't stop drinking; just take more pills.

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