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**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 04:37 AM

YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES IT RAINS?

AND YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THAT RAIN
GETS INTO YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

THEN YOUR STUFF IS DIRTY, RIGHT?
SO COMMON SENSE, TELLSSSS ME THAT
I DON'T WANT DIRTY CHRISTMAS STUFF.

SO I SIMPLY PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE
AND THEN I DRY IT.

MOST OF THE STUFF TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD.

This is where the warning comes!!!!

WHUTEVA YOU DO,

DO NoT WASH AND DRY YOUR GARLAND!

IT SHRINKS MORE THAN A WOOL SHIRT!

IT "USED" TO BE PURPLE AND PRETTY!
Not so much anymore............

*Shrugs*
When God gives
you shrunked up and very small garland*

~Make Smiley Faces~

WARNING TO ALL, DO NOT WASH AND/OR DRY
YOUR GARLAND.

My Mom says, You did what?????
*laughs*
*That's my girl*
whuts that supposed to mean Mom~ ;-)

historyteach · 12-20-2005, 04:40 AM

LOL!!!

Thanks for sharing the tip, Done...I don't think I'd ever think of washing my garland, but, it's always good to know -- for future reference!

Shalom!

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 04:50 AM

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I don't think I'd ever think of washing my garland,

But have you ever had dirty garland?

historyteach · 12-20-2005, 04:53 AM

Hmmm....guess not!

Happy holidays to you. And it's good to see you've made something out of the shrunken garland!

Shalom!

Chance · 12-20-2005, 09:05 AM

I have had dirty garland LOL but now I don't have any garland, humm come to think of it I don't even have a tree

I hope that the neighbors across the way don't think that I am a peeping Tom when I stare at there tree

Of Course I would never do anything like that I am an angel is disguise.

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

I have had dirty garland

So how did you clean it?

grumpy_b05 · 12-20-2005, 01:20 PM

I must say Done That no matter what is going on in my life Your posts always put a smile on my face!

You are to darn CUTE!!!

Chance · 12-20-2005, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Done-With-It

So how did you clean it?

Psssss Wal-Mart don't tell anyone OK

Love Vic

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 01:38 PM

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I must say Done That no matter what is going on in my life Your posts always put a smile on my face!

You are to darn CUTE!!!

Ahhh, Thank you so much.

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LMAO.....Never thought of washing my garland but I sure as hell won't do it now...lol

I know right! I never thought of washing it either until it got dirty.

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Psssss Wal-Mart don't tell anyone OK [img]images/smilies/sly.gif[/img]

We don't do Walmarts in Hollywierd or even LA. They got a thing against em. We finally just got a Tarje' (target) here.
The thing is, THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL FLUFFY GARLAND, Seriously
it was the prettiest, fluffiest garland I've ever seen! I've never
seen any like it since. And now I've really never seen any like it.

Chy · 12-20-2005, 02:05 PM

...uhhh I think the 50% off sales are going on now.

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

...uhhh I think the 50% off sales are going on now.

I ran down to Tarje' and they had garland, but it was so boring.
No pretty fluffy pink or purple garland.

If I found this pretty fluffy garland again in purple or pink, I'd SO buy it.
Really guys, It was Very fluffy and not like regular garland.

You don't REALLY think "I" would buy just normal garland do ya?

It's got to have style,

It's got to have class,

It's got to be Unique and Fluffy!

Oh where Oh where could my garland be, Oh where oh where could it be.

*Kicks self* If I could just remember WHERE I got that garland.
It's a darned good thing that I blog my life now, because Now I
know I would be blogging my garland hot buy, and then I could just go back and look.
How did we live without blogs, and forums, and myspace, Xanga and gmail.
Talk about stress.

Chance · 12-20-2005, 03:12 PM

I just had a brain fart but do you think

that maybe you might be able to check on ebay for the fluffy garland it is worth a shot anyway

Chy · 12-20-2005, 03:13 PM

We get it, it was fluffy!

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 03:59 PM

Quote:

We get it, it was fluffy!

Anyone else know where I can find some Fluffy stuff?
(after searching through all of Judy's stuff on ebay
I still couldn't find any fluffy enough to fill my
little hearts desire.)
*Sighs*
Whoa is Me
Non-Fluff Me that is

Chance · 12-20-2005, 04:27 PM

Yep I got it I think maybe try JC Pennies or a Christmas gift shop someone that doesn't handle anything but the best I am sure that they will have it there! I know what you are talking about I had some too and that damn ex wife left it out side when she moved. It got all wet and ruined it broke my heart. I know that I got that at Wal-Mart but I don't have a clue today cause I don't even have a tree so I don't have to worry about that. But try that out I am sure they have it like at a mall or something..

Love Vic

mooselips · 12-20-2005, 05:44 PM

maybe a real tiny little itty bitty tree would work...

**Done_With_It** · 12-20-2005, 07:06 PM

YOU JUST ROCKED MY WORLD
I
"DO"
HAVE A TINY LITTLE TREE
BADA BING BADA BANG

DUDE

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

MOOSELIPS YOU ALWAYS GET ME THINKIN

velvet · 12-21-2005, 10:29 AM

Done, you are so hilarious! A smile is on my face

You know, you could always go to Fredricks of Hollywood, buy some sexy number and cut the "frilly" off and use for garland. Of course this would not be cost effective.

**Done_With_It** · 12-21-2005, 11:31 AM

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"frilly" off and use for garland. Of course this would not be cost effective.

Ah yes, but it WOULD BE FUN.......... *Hmmm the wheels are turnin*

OVERIT · 12-22-2005, 06:17 AM

This thread is cracking me up. Thanks for the laugh. Oh and thanks for the tip also.

Ang

sherbear5104 · 12-22-2005, 07:26 AM

DONE, thanks girl. You always put a smile on my face. This thread is hilarious.

OVERIT · 12-22-2005, 07:41 AM

Kind of reminds me of this girl that I once knew. She was following a recipe and it said to wash the chicken. She took that literally and washed it with dishwashing soap.

Ang

**Done_With_It** · 12-23-2005, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Kind of reminds me of this girl that I once knew. She was following a recipe and it said to wash the chicken. She took that literally and washed it with dishwashing soap.

Well what else would you wash it with silly? ;-)

maybe a real tiny little itty bitty tree would work...

Soooo............. After Mooselips reminded me that I have a smaller tree, I went out to the other Christmas box and guess what I found, some Pink garland. It wasn't as good as the purple fluffy one but it worked. But I KID YOU NOT it was dirty too..........
Grrrrrrr.
So I hand washed it this time and then I blew it dry with my blow dryer.
It still was a bit stuck together by the end, but meh, it'll dry.....

So ya know that good ol' saying when God gives you dirty garland make smiley faces.........

WELLLLLLLL MEET MR. SMILEY!!!!!

ISN'T HE GREAT!!!!
HE'S MARRIED TOO..
YES, THERE IS A MRS. SMILEY TOO..

**Done_With_It** · 12-23-2005, 03:02 AM

INTRODUCING

MRS. SMILEY

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE TREE!

**Done_With_It** · 12-23-2005, 01:28 PM

Check out my Tree Topper!
First one to guess what it is
~WINS A PRIZE~
It's very symbolic

12-20-2005, 04:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Done_With_It ~6 YEARS BABY~ Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hollywood Posts: 9,254 Blog Entries: 15	!!!!don't Do This!!!! YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES IT RAINS? AND YA KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THAT RAIN GETS INTO YOUR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS AND STUFF LIKE THAT? THEN YOUR STUFF IS DIRTY, RIGHT? SO COMMON SENSE, TELLSSSS ME THAT I DON'T WANT DIRTY CHRISTMAS STUFF. SO I SIMPLY PUT IT IN THE WASHING MACHINE AND THEN I DRY IT. MOST OF THE STUFF TURNED OUT PRETTY GOOD. This is where the warning comes!!!! WHUTEVA YOU DO, DO NoT WASH AND DRY YOUR GARLAND! IT SHRINKS MORE THAN A WOOL SHIRT! IT "USED" TO BE PURPLE AND PRETTY! Not so much anymore............ Shrugs When God gives you shrunked up and very small garland* ~Make Smiley Faces~ WARNING TO ALL, DO NOT WASH AND/OR DRY YOUR GARLAND. My Mom says, You did what????? laughs That's my girl whuts that supposed to mean Mom~ ;-) __________________ Living in fast forward Hollywood RockStar outta control Need to rewind real slow Always Runin Time to take control Oh yeah ...

12-20-2005, 04:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	LOL!!! Thanks for sharing the tip, Done...I don't think I'd ever think of washing my garland, but, it's always good to know -- for future reference! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

12-20-2005, 04:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
historyteach To Life! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Rhode Island Posts: 9,303	Hmmm....guess not! Happy holidays to you. And it's good to see you've made something out of the shrunken garland! Shalom! __________________ IMAGINE

12-20-2005, 09:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chance JUST DO IT!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here Or There Posts: 7,396 Blog Entries: 10	I have had dirty garland LOL but now I don't have any garland, humm come to think of it I don't even have a tree I hope that the neighbors across the way don't think that I am a peeping Tom when I stare at there tree Of Course I would never do anything like that I am an angel is disguise. __________________ With Love and Respect Vic With God and A Little Luck We won't have to use today

12-20-2005, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
grumpy_b05 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: grumpyville, co Posts: 115	I must say Done That no matter what is going on in my life Your posts always put a smile on my face! You are to darn CUTE!!! __________________ Hugs & Laughter GRUMPY :andy:

12-20-2005, 02:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	...uhhh I think the 50% off sales are going on now.

12-20-2005, 03:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Chance JUST DO IT!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here Or There Posts: 7,396 Blog Entries: 10	I just had a brain fart but do you think that maybe you might be able to check on ebay for the fluffy garland it is worth a shot anyway __________________ With Love and Respect Vic With God and A Little Luck We won't have to use today

12-20-2005, 03:13 PM	#13 (permalink)
Chy Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: El Paso, Tx Posts: 5,867	We get it, it was fluffy!

12-20-2005, 04:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
Chance JUST DO IT!! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Here Or There Posts: 7,396 Blog Entries: 10	Yep I got it I think maybe try JC Pennies or a Christmas gift shop someone that doesn't handle anything but the best I am sure that they will have it there! I know what you are talking about I had some too and that damn ex wife left it out side when she moved. It got all wet and ruined it broke my heart. I know that I got that at Wal-Mart but I don't have a clue today cause I don't even have a tree so I don't have to worry about that. But try that out I am sure they have it like at a mall or something.. Love Vic __________________ With Love and Respect Vic With God and A Little Luck We won't have to use today

12-20-2005, 05:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
mooselips Jujubee Queen Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: North Royalton, Ohio Posts: 3,557	maybe a real tiny little itty bitty tree would work... __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Diane

12-20-2005, 07:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
Done_With_It ~6 YEARS BABY~ Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hollywood Posts: 9,254 Blog Entries: 15	YOU JUST ROCKED MY WORLD I "DO" HAVE A TINY LITTLE TREE BADA BING BADA BANG DUDE ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME MOOSELIPS YOU ALWAYS GET ME THINKIN __________________ Living in fast forward Hollywood RockStar outta control Need to rewind real slow Always Runin Time to take control Oh yeah ...

12-21-2005, 10:29 AM	#18 (permalink)
velvet Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ohio Posts: 367	Done, you are so hilarious! A smile is on my face You know, you could always go to Fredricks of Hollywood, buy some sexy number and cut the "frilly" off and use for garland. Of course this would not be cost effective. __________________ When one door of our journey in life closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

12-22-2005, 06:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	This thread is cracking me up. Thanks for the laugh. Oh and thanks for the tip also. Ang

12-22-2005, 07:26 AM	#21 (permalink)
sherbear5104 Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: east coast Posts: 2,441	DONE, thanks girl. You always put a smile on my face. This thread is hilarious. __________________ There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

12-22-2005, 07:41 AM	#22 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,540	Kind of reminds me of this girl that I once knew. She was following a recipe and it said to wash the chicken. She took that literally and washed it with dishwashing soap. Ang

12-23-2005, 03:02 AM	#24 (permalink)
Done_With_It ~6 YEARS BABY~ Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hollywood Posts: 9,254 Blog Entries: 15	INTRODUCING MRS. SMILEY JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE TREE! __________________ Living in fast forward Hollywood RockStar outta control Need to rewind real slow Always Runin Time to take control Oh yeah ...

12-23-2005, 01:28 PM	#25 (permalink)
Done_With_It ~6 YEARS BABY~ Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hollywood Posts: 9,254 Blog Entries: 15	Guess what my tree topper is! Check out my Tree Topper! First one to guess what it is ~WINS A PRIZE~ It's very symbolic __________________ Living in fast forward Hollywood RockStar outta control Need to rewind real slow Always Runin Time to take control Oh yeah ...

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