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namommy · 11-07-2005, 06:17 PM

I need help.

I've been google searching for some graphics about a "Road Kill Cafe". I want to surprise my husband.

Yes, we are red-necks. A deer got hit by a car out on our road tonite. Guess where my husband is? In the garage skinning and butchering it.

I need to make a cool "Road Kill Cafe" sign for my kitchen. It just has to be done, but I am having trouble.

I think it is this crappy keyboard. (there is no way it is the fault of the techno-idiot using the keyboard)

Dan · 11-07-2005, 06:26 PM

Oooooo, can I help?

quercusalba · 11-07-2005, 06:26 PM

Yikes, man. Kudos, Namommy and hubs... it's good that you're using what's been wasted by a car!

I'm a vegetarian, so I have nothing really to add here, other than to commend you for taking advantage of the situation.

HA! Happy venison to you!

paula a. · 11-08-2005, 04:25 AM

Namommy,

Are we neighbors??

Five · 11-08-2005, 05:47 AM

This is all incredibly upsetting.

pedagogue · 11-08-2005, 11:42 AM

THey have quite a few. One of them is an old client of mine.

(I remember doing a search to find out geographic competition, etc and found quite a few around the US and abroad)

-p

namommy · 11-08-2005, 02:03 PM

Thanks all.

Hey Dan! Of of course you can help.

We were looking through the sites of merchandise. My husband wants the 'Road Kill' apron.

Why Paula? Did you have a bunch of whacko red-necks draggin' deer off your road last night? It might have been us.

What gets me too. He can't just go do it himself. He has to call his friends and tell them he's doing it and they all have to come over to "Help". A bunch of over-grown kids.

Like Ted Nugent says: "If you are going to kill something, at least have show some respect for the animal and eat it."

BigSis · 11-08-2005, 02:44 PM

Excuuuuze me Mommy, but ain't the rule - he who kills the kill, eats the kill?

You tell hubby until he can show you the dented fender and broken headlight, that kill is off limits!

We rednecks have GOT to stay organized on these sort of things, else there will be CHAOS!!

pedagogue · 11-08-2005, 04:51 PM

In some states you can get a license to pick up road kill and bring it home.

-p

namommy · 11-08-2005, 05:12 PM

We had to call the game commission to get a permit to pick it up. They give you a permit number over the phone.

We just had the tenderloins for dinner. Man are they good. Even my prissy daughter who keeps making faces and saying "EEWWW" went back for seconds.

paula a. · 11-08-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namommy

Why Paula? Did you have a bunch of whacko red-necks draggin' deer off your road last night? It might have been us.

Uh, no...
I'm sad to say we may fall into the whacko red-neck category ourselves.
I've had to save one or two critters from being buzzard food myself.

namommy · 11-08-2005, 07:56 PM

Gotta love a red-neck!!

11-07-2005, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Road kill cafe. I need help. I've been google searching for some graphics about a "Road Kill Cafe". I want to surprise my husband. Yes, we are red-necks. A deer got hit by a car out on our road tonite. Guess where my husband is? In the garage skinning and butchering it. I need to make a cool "Road Kill Cafe" sign for my kitchen. It just has to be done, but I am having trouble. I think it is this crappy keyboard. (there is no way it is the fault of the techno-idiot using the keyboard) __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

11-07-2005, 06:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
quercusalba Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kingston, NY Posts: 390	Yikes, man. Kudos, Namommy and hubs... it's good that you're using what's been wasted by a car! I'm a vegetarian, so I have nothing really to add here, other than to commend you for taking advantage of the situation. HA! Happy venison to you! __________________ "The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are." --John Burroughs

11-08-2005, 04:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
paula a. It's a Puggle! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: On the road to sanity Posts: 236	Namommy, Are we neighbors?? __________________ Screw the other shoe!

11-08-2005, 11:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
pedagogue Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 1,019	THey have quite a few. One of them is an old client of mine. (I remember doing a search to find out geographic competition, etc and found quite a few around the US and abroad) -p __________________ "If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." - Frank A. Clark

11-08-2005, 02:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Thanks all. Hey Dan! Of of course you can help. We were looking through the sites of merchandise. My husband wants the 'Road Kill' apron. Why Paula? Did you have a bunch of whacko red-necks draggin' deer off your road last night? It might have been us. What gets me too. He can't just go do it himself. He has to call his friends and tell them he's doing it and they all have to come over to "Help". A bunch of over-grown kids. Like Ted Nugent says: "If you are going to kill something, at least have show some respect for the animal and eat it." __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

11-07-2005, 06:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,710	Oooooo, can I help?

11-08-2005, 05:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
Five Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,229	This is all incredibly upsetting.

11-08-2005, 02:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigSis On a tear Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Volcano Country! Posts: 3,240	Excuuuuze me Mommy, but ain't the rule - he who kills the kill, eats the kill? You tell hubby until he can show you the dented fender and broken headlight, that kill is off limits! We rednecks have GOT to stay organized on these sort of things, else there will be CHAOS!! __________________ No matter how spoiled the past may be, our future is spotless.... BigSis

11-08-2005, 04:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
pedagogue Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Anytown, USA Posts: 1,019	In some states you can get a license to pick up road kill and bring it home. -p __________________ "If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere." - Frank A. Clark

11-08-2005, 05:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	We had to call the game commission to get a permit to pick it up. They give you a permit number over the phone. We just had the tenderloins for dinner. Man are they good. Even my prissy daughter who keeps making faces and saying "EEWWW" went back for seconds. __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

11-08-2005, 07:56 PM	#12 (permalink)
namommy Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Never, Never land Posts: 2,851 Blog Entries: 1	Gotta love a red-neck!! __________________ I came into this program to save my a** and found out it was attached to my soul. -- Anonymous

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