The Corrupted Wish Game! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

HuskyPup · 09-16-2009, 05:51 PM

OK, this is my absolute favorite internet word game, so I thought I’d bring it here, called ‘The corrupted wish game’

You ask for a wish and the person beneath you grants the wish but then corrupts it horribly, afterwards stating a wish of their own You get your wish, but like the genie in the bottle, something also goes horribly wrong. This is a good game for those with a wry sense of humor. Don’t be afraid to make things go crazy…the idea is not that one is being’ mean’ by granting a corrupted wish, but being funny, as the rules require all wishes to be’ corrupted.

An example:

Huskypup: "I wish lived in a cooler climate, where it snows a lot”

"Granted. But it happens to be in a Siberian Prison camp.”

OK, I’ll make another wish, then somebody can grant it, and make one of their own!

I wish I owned an olive grove in Sicily, overlooking the sea.

Bamboozle · 09-17-2009, 08:23 AM

Granted. But your grove is only 20 square feet.

I wish I could fly like Superman.

KenL · 09-17-2009, 11:32 AM

Granted. However you can only fly for 2 seconds at a time.

I wish I could find Barbie.

HuskyPup · 09-17-2009, 11:41 AM

Granted, but the real life version has the same anatomical deficiencies as the doll.

I wish I had the power to glow in the dark.

soberat23 · 09-17-2009, 11:47 AM

Granted. But now your a little fire fly. squish!

i wish i was a normie. LOL

soberat23 · 09-17-2009, 12:15 PM

ok i will answer my own then. LOL
Granted. Now your a co-dependent.

LOL o man thats funny.

KenL · 09-17-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HuskyPup

Granted, but the real life version has the same anatomical deficiencies as the doll.

NOOOOOO!!!!!

I wish I had a million dollars.

soberat23 · 09-17-2009, 12:22 PM

Granted.
You didnt specify What type of dollars. You get 1 million sand dollars

HuskyPup · 09-17-2009, 06:17 PM

Mey Mr. Rat, you forgot to make a wish, but since your answer was so cool, we'll forgive you :P

I wish I was riding a Yak in the mountains of Tibet.

Bamboozle · 09-17-2009, 07:05 PM

Granted. But you get to ride literally in the mountains, not on them.

I wish I had the power to make anyone quack like a duck with a snap of my fingers.

HuskyPup · 09-17-2009, 07:45 PM

Granted, but after snapping your fingers, you too not only quack like a duck, but become a duck. And with no fingers to snap, you go right on quacking!

I wish I had a collection of paintings by Pablo Picasso, so I could sell them and become rich.

Bamboozle · 09-17-2009, 07:57 PM

Granted. But the collection is stolen and INTERPOL is after you.

I wish I could eat all of the junk food I want to and never gain any weight.

HuskyPup · 09-19-2009, 03:30 PM

Granted, instead of you gaining any weight, evereyone else in the US does, and the global weight imbalance causes trhe earth to go spinning off into the sun.

I wish I was in a cheap motel in New Jersey.

**hydrogirl** · 09-20-2009, 05:04 AM

OK then......so how do you like the bedbugs?

I wish I could learn a new foreign language in one day!

KenL · 09-20-2009, 08:35 AM

Granted, but you can only use it for that one day.

I wish my grass would stop growing at 2 inches so I never had to mow.

HuskyPup · 09-20-2009, 05:07 PM

Granted, but it also dies, turns brown, and becomes petrified, such that it is rock hard, and can not be mowed; you end up renting a jackhammer to remove it, haul in new topsoil, and start over again.

I wish everyone in the world had a great, big bucket of KFC every day of the week.

Bamboozle · 09-20-2009, 07:40 PM

Granted, but KFC runs all other food eateries out of business. No more burgers for you.

Chicken production goes up and a pandemic of avian flu ensues. Half of the world's population gets sick and one billion die. Those who survive the disaster die in 6-10 years from heart disease.

I wish I could run at the speed of sound.

HuskyPup · 09-21-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bamboozle

Chicken production goes up and a pandemic of avian flu ensues. Half of the world's population gets sick and one billion die. Those who survive the disaster die in 6-10 years from heart disease.

I wish I could run at the speed of sound.

I suspected such a thing might happen!

Your wish is granted, and you can run at the speed of sound, only you discover that you can't stop, and careen into the Grand Canyon.

I wish the world would discover that Elvis is still alive after all, and that I am Elvis!

Bamboozle · 09-21-2009, 08:32 PM

Granted, but you never got control of your cravings for bacon, peanut butter and bananas, so now you weigh 1032 pounds.

I wish that dinosaurs would come back to life.

KenL · 09-21-2009, 10:32 PM

Granted but a T-Rex finds you and rips you apart in the first five minutes.

I wish I could paint an entire room with one touch of a colored stylus to one of the walls.

HuskyPup · 09-21-2009, 10:39 PM

Granted, but it always turns out to be 'safety orange'.

I wish I had a bath-tub.

**hydrogirl** · 09-22-2009, 04:26 AM

Granted. But....it's in the middle of your local grocery store and that is the only place you can use it.

I wish that garbage trucks had bells like ice-cream trucks.

KenL · 09-22-2009, 10:48 AM

Granted but then ice cream trucks would smelll like garbage trucks.

I wish ice cream was always free.

HuskyPup · 09-22-2009, 03:33 PM

Granted, but they charge $5 for the cup/cone.

I wish I lived in the wilderness of New Zealand.

**hydrogirl** · 09-22-2009, 06:07 PM

Granted....but it's in a treehouse and you can never leave it!

I wish that I could cure alzheimer's disease.

09-16-2009, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	The Corrupted Wish Game! OK, this is my absolute favorite internet word game, so I thought I’d bring it here, called ‘The corrupted wish game’ You ask for a wish and the person beneath you grants the wish but then corrupts it horribly, afterwards stating a wish of their own You get your wish, but like the genie in the bottle, something also goes horribly wrong. This is a good game for those with a wry sense of humor. Don’t be afraid to make things go crazy…the idea is not that one is being’ mean’ by granting a corrupted wish, but being funny, as the rules require all wishes to be’ corrupted. An example: Huskypup: "I wish lived in a cooler climate, where it snows a lot” "Granted. But it happens to be in a Siberian Prison camp.” OK, I’ll make another wish, then somebody can grant it, and make one of their own! I wish I owned an olive grove in Sicily, overlooking the sea.

09-17-2009, 08:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted. But your grove is only 20 square feet. I wish I could fly like Superman. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-17-2009, 07:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted. But you get to ride literally in the mountains, not on them. I wish I had the power to make anyone quack like a duck with a snap of my fingers. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-17-2009, 07:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted. But the collection is stolen and INTERPOL is after you. I wish I could eat all of the junk food I want to and never gain any weight. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-20-2009, 07:40 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted, but KFC runs all other food eateries out of business. No more burgers for you. Chicken production goes up and a pandemic of avian flu ensues. Half of the world's population gets sick and one billion die. Those who survive the disaster die in 6-10 years from heart disease. I wish I could run at the speed of sound. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-17-2009, 11:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Granted. However you can only fly for 2 seconds at a time. I wish I could find Barbie.

09-17-2009, 11:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but the real life version has the same anatomical deficiencies as the doll. I wish I had the power to glow in the dark.

09-17-2009, 11:47 AM	#5 (permalink)
soberat23 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: anaheim ca Posts: 80	Granted. But now your a little fire fly. squish! i wish i was a normie. LOL

09-17-2009, 12:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
soberat23 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: anaheim ca Posts: 80	ok i will answer my own then. LOL Granted. Now your a co-dependent. LOL o man thats funny.

09-17-2009, 12:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
soberat23 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: anaheim ca Posts: 80	Granted. You didnt specify What type of dollars. You get 1 million sand dollars

09-17-2009, 06:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Mey Mr. Rat, you forgot to make a wish, but since your answer was so cool, we'll forgive you :P I wish I was riding a Yak in the mountains of Tibet.

09-17-2009, 07:45 PM	#11 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but after snapping your fingers, you too not only quack like a duck, but become a duck. And with no fingers to snap, you go right on quacking! I wish I had a collection of paintings by Pablo Picasso, so I could sell them and become rich.

09-19-2009, 03:30 PM	#13 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, instead of you gaining any weight, evereyone else in the US does, and the global weight imbalance causes trhe earth to go spinning off into the sun. I wish I was in a cheap motel in New Jersey.

09-20-2009, 05:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	OK then......so how do you like the bedbugs? I wish I could learn a new foreign language in one day!

09-20-2009, 08:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Granted, but you can only use it for that one day. I wish my grass would stop growing at 2 inches so I never had to mow.

09-20-2009, 05:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but it also dies, turns brown, and becomes petrified, such that it is rock hard, and can not be mowed; you end up renting a jackhammer to remove it, haul in new topsoil, and start over again. I wish everyone in the world had a great, big bucket of KFC every day of the week.

09-21-2009, 08:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted, but you never got control of your cravings for bacon, peanut butter and bananas, so now you weigh 1032 pounds. I wish that dinosaurs would come back to life. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-21-2009, 10:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Granted but a T-Rex finds you and rips you apart in the first five minutes. I wish I could paint an entire room with one touch of a colored stylus to one of the walls.

09-21-2009, 10:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but it always turns out to be 'safety orange'. I wish I had a bath-tub.

09-22-2009, 04:26 AM	#22 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Granted. But....it's in the middle of your local grocery store and that is the only place you can use it. I wish that garbage trucks had bells like ice-cream trucks.

09-22-2009, 10:48 AM	#23 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Granted but then ice cream trucks would smelll like garbage trucks. I wish ice cream was always free.

09-22-2009, 03:33 PM	#24 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but they charge $5 for the cup/cone. I wish I lived in the wilderness of New Zealand.

09-22-2009, 06:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Granted....but it's in a treehouse and you can never leave it! I wish that I could cure alzheimer's disease.

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