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| Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu!
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| The Corrupted Wish Game!
OK, this is my absolute favorite internet word game, so I thought I’d bring it here, called ‘The corrupted wish game’ You ask for a wish and the person beneath you grants the wish but then corrupts it horribly, afterwards stating a wish of their own You get your wish, but like the genie in the bottle, something also goes horribly wrong. This is a good game for those with a wry sense of humor. Don’t be afraid to make things go crazy…the idea is not that one is being’ mean’ by granting a corrupted wish, but being funny, as the rules require all wishes to be’ corrupted. An example: Huskypup: "I wish lived in a cooler climate, where it snows a lot” "Granted. But it happens to be in a Siberian Prison camp.” OK, I’ll make another wish, then somebody can grant it, and make one of their own! I wish I owned an olive grove in Sicily, overlooking the sea. |
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Granted, but after snapping your fingers, you too not only quack like a duck, but become a duck. And with no fingers to snap, you go right on quacking! I wish I had a collection of paintings by Pablo Picasso, so I could sell them and become rich. |
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Granted, instead of you gaining any weight, evereyone else in the US does, and the global weight imbalance causes trhe earth to go spinning off into the sun. I wish I was in a cheap motel in New Jersey. |
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| Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu!
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Granted, but it also dies, turns brown, and becomes petrified, such that it is rock hard, and can not be mowed; you end up renting a jackhammer to remove it, haul in new topsoil, and start over again. I wish everyone in the world had a great, big bucket of KFC every day of the week. |
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Granted, but KFC runs all other food eateries out of business. No more burgers for you. Chicken production goes up and a pandemic of avian flu ensues. Half of the world's population gets sick and one billion die. Those who survive the disaster die in 6-10 years from heart disease. I wish I could run at the speed of sound.
__________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. |
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| Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu!
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Your wish is granted, and you can run at the speed of sound, only you discover that you can't stop, and careen into the Grand Canyon. I wish the world would discover that Elvis is still alive after all, and that I am Elvis! | |
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