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Bamboozle · 09-30-2009, 06:04 PM

Granted, but the only commands you can give are "fart" and "laugh"...and the only whim you ever have is to give those commands. By the way, your official title is Smelly-Ass-Booger-Cheese-Supreme. Your followers sacrifice their nasal contents to you.

Ha ha! Excuse me...

I wish holodecks were real.

HuskyPup · 09-30-2009, 06:59 PM

Granted, but the only scenarios it ever brings up involve Codaleeza rice, a bathtub, and 100 gallons of lime Jello.

I wish I was eating a nice, juicy steak.

tuffenuff · 10-01-2009, 12:12 AM

Granted, but you are eating it at an outdoor venue. As you attempt to take your second bite, a poor, starved, half-crazed homeless souls robs you of it.

I wish I had the perfect husband......

**hydrogirl** · 10-02-2009, 05:59 AM

Granted, but now you have to be the "perfect wife".

I wish I had the perfect wardrobe for any situation.

itisatruth · 10-02-2009, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hydrogirl

Granted, but now you have to be the "perfect wife".

LOL -- good one!

OK, granted, but the situation changes so often you spend your entire time in the dressing room.

itisatruth · 10-03-2009, 12:17 AM

I forgot my wish....

I wish the lottery ticket (that has been in my car for two months) is a winner.

tuffenuff · 10-03-2009, 02:59 AM

It is! You win 10 more (losing ) tickets!

I wish I could lose 20 pounds and have the figure I had when I was 27!

box3 · 10-03-2009, 05:44 AM

Granted, but you lose 20 British pounds, which given the current exchange rate, is not a very attractive figure at all.

I wish I was fitter.

HuskyPup · 10-04-2009, 01:45 PM

Granted, you lose all your limbs in a freak boating accident, but via new technology and physical therapy, you're more fit that ever before! (sorry, there, about that accident!)

I wish the gasoline engine had never been invented, nor the use of coal, nor the use of atomic energy, nor the use of any fossil fuel.

Faerie · 10-04-2009, 07:55 PM

Granted, but you have to pick up the horse poo when you take your cart out for a spin.

I wish the person I was in love with loved me back.

tuffenuff · 10-05-2009, 12:30 AM

Granted, but as soon as they start loving you back, your eyes are immediately opened to the fact that you really don't love them after all!

I wish there was a pain-free way to say good-bye to someone very special.......

HuskyPup · 10-05-2009, 11:10 PM

Granted, but it costs $10,000.

I wish I owned a goat farm in the mountains.

tuffenuff · 10-06-2009, 12:17 AM

Granted, but you goats are cranky and they only give sour milk!

I wish I could eat lobster everyday!

itisatruth · 10-06-2009, 08:54 PM

Sure, but so can everybody else....it's cheap and it tastes like chicken.

I wish my son would move home!!!!! (to my area, not my house

)

tuffenuff · 10-09-2009, 01:48 AM

Granted. But he brings with him his wife and in-laws , none of whom speak English and puts you in charge of helping themn to feel at home in the US and learn our language and customs. Oh and he has ten kids as well, who you have to baby-sit daily!

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

allport · 10-09-2009, 01:59 AM

Granted but those two places are the dentist and the gynacolagists

I wish being fat was seen as attractive

HuskyPup · 10-09-2009, 10:46 PM

Granted, but it's especially true for insects, mosquitos and biting flies such that you are obscured by clouds of insects whenever you set foot outside in the warmer months.

I wish the guy next door would stop 'playing' the electric guiter, if playing is the correct term.

tuffenuff · 10-10-2009, 02:14 AM

Granted, but he takes up playing the drums and keeps it up at all hours of the night. When he isn't playing, he is listening to reordings of his playing!

I wish that I could eat as much as I wanted and not gain a pound.

allport · 10-10-2009, 02:25 AM

Granted but you have to spend 18 hours a day on the toilet

I wish boredom was fun

HuskyPup · 10-11-2009, 06:09 PM

Granted, but because it is now fun, society rearranges itself in such a way that people are kept constantly busy and engaged, with seldom a chance to be bored.

I wish I was eating Sloppy Joes.

**hydrogirl** · 10-12-2009, 03:19 PM

Granted but they are from a can that was produced during WWII and has been sitting in the truck of someone's car who lives in Arizona.....

I wish I owned a pair of spice finches.

Bamboozle · 10-12-2009, 04:56 PM

Granted, but the pair fly off after the first day of you owning them.

I wish every single person on the planet was passive.

HuskyPup · 10-15-2009, 05:47 PM

Granted, but it turns out they are merely passive-agressive, and very, very annoying!

I wish I was floating in an isolation/flotation tank.

Bamboozle · 10-15-2009, 06:23 PM

Wow, Husky! That's already corrupted...but granted. You spend the rest of your days in this tank.

I wish every single person on the planet has genius-level intelligence.

HuskyPup · 10-16-2009, 08:22 PM

Granted, but they all develop over-inflated egos, and become even more irritating than people who post as 'anonymous' on the internet.

I wish everyone in New Jersey would turn into an exact replica of the late era Elvis Presley.

09-30-2009, 06:04 PM	#51 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted, but the only commands you can give are "fart" and "laugh"...and the only whim you ever have is to give those commands. By the way, your official title is Smelly-Ass-Booger-Cheese-Supreme. Your followers sacrifice their nasal contents to you. Ha ha! Excuse me... I wish holodecks were real. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

10-01-2009, 12:12 AM	#53 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	Granted, but you are eating it at an outdoor venue. As you attempt to take your second bite, a poor, starved, half-crazed homeless souls robs you of it. I wish I had the perfect husband...... __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-03-2009, 02:59 AM	#57 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	It is! You win 10 more (losing ) tickets! I wish I could lose 20 pounds and have the figure I had when I was 27! __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-03-2009, 05:44 AM	#58 (permalink)
box3 hypercube Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 307 Blog Entries: 2	Granted, but you lose 20 British pounds, which given the current exchange rate, is not a very attractive figure at all. I wish I was fitter. __________________ Wherever you go, there you are.

10-04-2009, 07:55 PM	#60 (permalink)
Faerie Faerie Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South Australia Posts: 396	Granted, but you have to pick up the horse poo when you take your cart out for a spin. I wish the person I was in love with loved me back. __________________ The Faerie with Torn Wings

09-30-2009, 06:59 PM	#52 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but the only scenarios it ever brings up involve Codaleeza rice, a bathtub, and 100 gallons of lime Jello. I wish I was eating a nice, juicy steak.

10-02-2009, 05:59 AM	#54 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Granted, but now you have to be the "perfect wife". I wish I had the perfect wardrobe for any situation.

10-03-2009, 12:17 AM	#56 (permalink)
itisatruth Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,282	I forgot my wish.... I wish the lottery ticket (that has been in my car for two months) is a winner.

10-04-2009, 01:45 PM	#59 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, you lose all your limbs in a freak boating accident, but via new technology and physical therapy, you're more fit that ever before! (sorry, there, about that accident!) I wish the gasoline engine had never been invented, nor the use of coal, nor the use of atomic energy, nor the use of any fossil fuel.

10-05-2009, 12:30 AM	#61 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	Granted, but as soon as they start loving you back, your eyes are immediately opened to the fact that you really don't love them after all! I wish there was a pain-free way to say good-bye to someone very special....... __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-05-2009, 11:10 PM	#62 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but it costs $10,000. I wish I owned a goat farm in the mountains.

10-06-2009, 12:17 AM	#63 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	Granted, but you goats are cranky and they only give sour milk! I wish I could eat lobster everyday! __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-06-2009, 08:54 PM	#64 (permalink)
itisatruth Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,282	Sure, but so can everybody else....it's cheap and it tastes like chicken. I wish my son would move home!!!!! (to my area, not my house )

10-09-2009, 01:48 AM	#65 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	Granted. But he brings with him his wife and in-laws , none of whom speak English and puts you in charge of helping themn to feel at home in the US and learn our language and customs. Oh and he has ten kids as well, who you have to baby-sit daily! I wish I could be in two places at the same time. __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-09-2009, 01:59 AM	#66 (permalink)
allport Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: north yorkshire, england Posts: 1,900	Granted but those two places are the dentist and the gynacolagists I wish being fat was seen as attractive __________________ 'Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too' Douglas Adams

10-09-2009, 10:46 PM	#67 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but it's especially true for insects, mosquitos and biting flies such that you are obscured by clouds of insects whenever you set foot outside in the warmer months. I wish the guy next door would stop 'playing' the electric guiter, if playing is the correct term.

10-10-2009, 02:14 AM	#68 (permalink)
tuffenuff Member Indian Shikar Champion! Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 386	Granted, but he takes up playing the drums and keeps it up at all hours of the night. When he isn't playing, he is listening to reordings of his playing! I wish that I could eat as much as I wanted and not gain a pound. __________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterwards, many are strong at the broken places."

10-10-2009, 02:25 AM	#69 (permalink)
allport Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: north yorkshire, england Posts: 1,900	Granted but you have to spend 18 hours a day on the toilet I wish boredom was fun __________________ 'Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too' Douglas Adams

10-11-2009, 06:09 PM	#70 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but because it is now fun, society rearranges itself in such a way that people are kept constantly busy and engaged, with seldom a chance to be bored. I wish I was eating Sloppy Joes.

10-12-2009, 03:19 PM	#71 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Granted but they are from a can that was produced during WWII and has been sitting in the truck of someone's car who lives in Arizona..... I wish I owned a pair of spice finches.

10-12-2009, 04:56 PM	#72 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Granted, but the pair fly off after the first day of you owning them. I wish every single person on the planet was passive. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

10-15-2009, 05:47 PM	#73 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but it turns out they are merely passive-agressive, and very, very annoying! I wish I was floating in an isolation/flotation tank.

10-15-2009, 06:23 PM	#74 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Wow, Husky! That's already corrupted...but granted. You spend the rest of your days in this tank. I wish every single person on the planet has genius-level intelligence. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

10-16-2009, 08:22 PM	#75 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Granted, but they all develop over-inflated egos, and become even more irritating than people who post as 'anonymous' on the internet. I wish everyone in New Jersey would turn into an exact replica of the late era Elvis Presley.

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