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HuskyPup · 09-14-2009, 06:56 PM

OK, here's a fun new game, very simple, and you get to use your imagination. The first person poses a 'what if' question, the next person answers it, and poses another question.

Example:

Q:What if cigarettes were healthy, and fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron?

A: Then kids would smoke them in school.

OK? Easy.

I'll start:

What if all cars had had inflatable bodies, like rafts, and all the roads/highways were like wrestling mats?

KenL · 09-15-2009, 12:58 PM

Then inflated cars would wrestle instead of crash.

What if it really did rain cats and dogs?

**hydrogirl** · 09-15-2009, 04:57 PM

Yuck.....that would be a bloody mess to clean up every now and again.....

What if you woke up and sun rose in the West?

KenL · 09-15-2009, 05:42 PM

Then I would think it's opposite day and I'd put my undies on backwards and do everything else backwards.

What if all flowers smelled bad?

Ajax · 09-15-2009, 09:54 PM

Then I'd save a fortune at the supermarket!

What if you could choose to know how and when you would die?

**hydrogirl** · 09-16-2009, 04:58 AM

I would choose not to know......

What if: You did not have an artistic talent and were offered the chance to somehow magically have one you have always wanted (painting, sculpting, singing, etc.)?

HuskyPup · 09-16-2009, 04:27 PM

Then I would chhose to be a comic book artist, because I write well, but can't draw. I could make my own comic books & 'corrupt' the minds of coming generations.

What if Jesus' face appeared in your clothes hamper, and started talking to you?

KenL · 09-16-2009, 04:34 PM

I'd get down on my knees in homage and listen to him.

What if our arms bent the opposite way?

HuskyPup · 09-16-2009, 04:41 PM

(And I'm assuming not the normal way)

Then I'd have an awful time writing!

What if you found a way to bond top-qualiy human hair to your own hair?

**hydrogirl** · 09-19-2009, 04:34 AM

You've been watching too many infommercials, Husky!

Meh....I have hair down past my shoulders....no need....

What if you could travel anywhere you wanted to for free with the snap of your fingers?

KenL · 09-19-2009, 12:26 PM

Then I'd go see a very special friend who happens to live in Ohio.

What if reindeer could fly?

**hydrogirl** · 09-19-2009, 03:19 PM

Cool! Possible future Barbie for you Ken?

Hmmm....reindeer really aren't big enough to ride....maybe something along the lines of carrier pigeons?

What if money did not exist?

HuskyPup · 09-19-2009, 03:33 PM

Then we'd porbably all be much happier, even if living more simply/primitively.

What if you got offered $500,000 do to an 'adult' move? (totally 'safe')

**hydrogirl** · 09-20-2009, 05:01 AM

Too easy.....still wouldn't do it.

What if wishes were ponies? Would beggars actually ride?

KenL · 09-20-2009, 08:39 AM

Future Barbie...yes, hydrogirl. But not likely. Sigh.

No because beggars can't ride wishes.

What if pictures could talk?

HuskyPup · 09-20-2009, 04:59 PM

Then El Prado would be noisy.

What if you got a tax break not to have children?

Bamboozle · 09-20-2009, 07:52 PM

Ha ha! Easy! I would...I'm not likely to get pregnant.

What if when everyone farted the emission would come out as a red, green, orange, yellow, blue, purple, or pink cloud?

HuskyPup · 09-20-2009, 09:07 PM

Then Taco Bell's would have rainbows around them. :P

What if gas suddenly cost $10 a gallon, for regular?

**hydrogirl** · 09-21-2009, 05:09 AM

We'd all better hope wishes turned into ponies 'cause we'll all have to ride them!

What if a cure for the swine flu turned out to be ring dings and yoohoos?

Bamboozle · 09-21-2009, 06:49 AM

Many people caught up in the hysteria would be getting a little more chunky.

What if every person had the ability to make whatever he/she wanted to happen come true?

HuskyPup · 09-21-2009, 05:52 PM

Then I would become Dictator of the World, and you'd have to Obey my orders! But wait, somebody else could unwish that.....hmmm....would be awfully chaotic.

What if we sold ad space on our currency to help pay of the national debt, like have Ronald McDonald on the $5 bill, Col. Sanders on the $10, and so forth?

Inquisitive7 · 09-21-2009, 06:02 PM

We'd have to create more denominations of cash.

What if women and men could switch bodies for one month?

HuskyPup · 09-21-2009, 10:43 PM

Then I'd be careful not to get pregnant!

What if they found out Tofu causes cancer?

**hydrogirl** · 09-22-2009, 04:14 AM

Well, since you didn't say soy.......The tofurkey industry would be devestated while the soy milk people would be livin' large! Hmmmmm....what are they adding to make it tofu?

What if we could choose to go back and do high school all over again?

HuskyPup · 09-22-2009, 01:59 PM

Then I think I would, especially if I could go to a school for the arts, instead of the one I went to. Plus, I would like to be that age again, I felt better, I was angsty but still had hope. Now I am merely a cynical husk.

What if there was a tax of $5 for every time you used a toilet?

09-14-2009, 06:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	What if? OK, here's a fun new game, very simple, and you get to use your imagination. The first person poses a 'what if' question, the next person answers it, and poses another question. Example: Q:What if cigarettes were healthy, and fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron? A: Then kids would smoke them in school. OK? Easy. I'll start: What if all cars had had inflatable bodies, like rafts, and all the roads/highways were like wrestling mats?

09-20-2009, 07:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Ha ha! Easy! I would...I'm not likely to get pregnant. What if when everyone farted the emission would come out as a red, green, orange, yellow, blue, purple, or pink cloud? __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

09-21-2009, 06:49 AM	#20 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Many people caught up in the hysteria would be getting a little more chunky. What if every person had the ability to make whatever he/she wanted to happen come true? __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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09-15-2009, 12:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Then inflated cars would wrestle instead of crash. What if it really did rain cats and dogs?

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hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Yuck.....that would be a bloody mess to clean up every now and again..... What if you woke up and sun rose in the West?

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KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Then I would think it's opposite day and I'd put my undies on backwards and do everything else backwards. What if all flowers smelled bad?

09-15-2009, 09:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ajax Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 367	Then I'd save a fortune at the supermarket! What if you could choose to know how and when you would die?

09-16-2009, 04:58 AM	#6 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	I would choose not to know...... What if: You did not have an artistic talent and were offered the chance to somehow magically have one you have always wanted (painting, sculpting, singing, etc.)?

09-16-2009, 04:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then I would chhose to be a comic book artist, because I write well, but can't draw. I could make my own comic books & 'corrupt' the minds of coming generations. What if Jesus' face appeared in your clothes hamper, and started talking to you?

09-16-2009, 04:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	I'd get down on my knees in homage and listen to him. What if our arms bent the opposite way?

09-16-2009, 04:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	(And I'm assuming not the normal way) Then I'd have an awful time writing! What if you found a way to bond top-qualiy human hair to your own hair?

09-19-2009, 04:34 AM	#10 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	You've been watching too many infommercials, Husky! Meh....I have hair down past my shoulders....no need.... What if you could travel anywhere you wanted to for free with the snap of your fingers?

09-19-2009, 12:26 PM	#11 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Then I'd go see a very special friend who happens to live in Ohio. What if reindeer could fly?

09-19-2009, 03:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Cool! Possible future Barbie for you Ken? Hmmm....reindeer really aren't big enough to ride....maybe something along the lines of carrier pigeons? What if money did not exist?

09-19-2009, 03:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then we'd porbably all be much happier, even if living more simply/primitively. What if you got offered $500,000 do to an 'adult' move? (totally 'safe')

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hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Too easy.....still wouldn't do it. What if wishes were ponies? Would beggars actually ride?

09-20-2009, 08:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
KenL Member McDonalds Champion! Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,349 Blog Entries: 26	Future Barbie...yes, hydrogirl. But not likely. Sigh. No because beggars can't ride wishes. What if pictures could talk?

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HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then El Prado would be noisy. What if you got a tax break *not* to have children?

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HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then Taco Bell's would have rainbows around them. :P What if gas suddenly cost $10 a gallon, for regular?

09-21-2009, 05:09 AM	#19 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	We'd all better hope wishes turned into ponies 'cause we'll all have to ride them! What if a cure for the swine flu turned out to be ring dings and yoohoos?

09-21-2009, 05:52 PM	#21 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then I would become Dictator of the World, and you'd have to Obey my orders! But wait, somebody else could unwish that.....hmmm....would be awfully chaotic. What if we sold ad space on our currency to help pay of the national debt, like have Ronald McDonald on the $5 bill, Col. Sanders on the $10, and so forth?

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Inquisitive7 Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Wherever I turn my attention Posts: 57	We'd have to create more denominations of cash. What if women and men could switch bodies for one month?

09-21-2009, 10:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then I'd be careful not to get pregnant! What if they found out Tofu causes cancer?

09-22-2009, 04:14 AM	#24 (permalink)
hydrogirl Forum Leader Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Paris, I wish....... Posts: 3,069 Blog Entries: 1	Well, since you didn't say soy.......The tofurkey industry would be devestated while the soy milk people would be livin' large! Hmmmmm....what are they adding to make it tofu? What if we could choose to go back and do high school all over again?

09-22-2009, 01:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
HuskyPup Shape-Shifting Super-Hero Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Eating Tofu! Posts: 641	Then I think I would, especially if I could go to a school for the arts, instead of the one I went to. Plus, I would like to be that age again, I felt better, I was angsty but still had hope. Now I am merely a cynical husk. What if there was a tax of $5 for every time you used a toilet?

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