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louis · 03-30-2009, 07:21 AM

No offense meant and if not the place to post sorry....
I liked this tho.

Bus of Ugly People

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

Blessed are the Cracked,

For they are the Ones Who let in the
Light!

DSK31973 · 04-25-2009, 10:42 AM

03-30-2009, 07:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
louis Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Here's me. but when drinking could be found in doorways! Posts: 1,138	Just a joke in was sent No offense meant and if not the place to post sorry.... I liked this tho. Bus of Ugly People A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make'em all ugly again." NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY Blessed are the Cracked, For they are the Ones Who let in the Light!

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DSK31973 Busa Rider Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: North Wisconsin ... All Alone! Posts: 29

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