How to out live your Enemies!!!! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

WLDKATZ · 03-08-2009, 07:57 PM

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bi#!hes.'

Thanks Pam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( my sister in law is on a roll today!)

WLDKATZ · 03-08-2009, 08:01 PM

Jersey this reminded me of you...........LOL

WLDKATZ · 03-09-2009, 09:41 AM

I dont know wether or not I want to see 98 though!

03-08-2009, 07:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	How to out live your Enemies!!!! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?' 80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady. 'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?' I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly. 'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?' 'Ninety-eight.' she replied. 'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?' The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: 'I outlived the bi#!hes.' Thanks Pam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( my sister in law is on a roll today!) __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

03-08-2009, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	Jersey this reminded me of you...........LOL __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

03-09-2009, 09:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,455	I dont know wether or not I want to see 98 though! __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

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