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03-09-2009, 05:28 PM
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Hell on Wheels
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cash my check
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Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!
09-06-2009, 08:53 AM
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less hippo, more rabbit
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Location: Concord, CA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
espresso I looked under a rock and screamed.... because there was a $100 dollar bill ...it was a scream of delight!!!
When I went to the store today, I had forgotten to.................
buy chocolate sause for the vanilla ice cream...
As I reached for my wallet...
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99% Bonobo, 1% trouble
09-06-2009, 08:36 PM
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SHARING THE LOAD
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Location: Oregon
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I found a large lump on my forearm.
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09-06-2009, 11:14 PM
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Miracles Happen
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everyone got all panicked by it
but then they laughed because it was all a part of
09-28-2009, 06:50 PM
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Member
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...the US stimulus package.
I decided to watch....
09-29-2009, 05:37 AM
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I got nothin'
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...several kids attempting to push over a cow in the field. One of them ran away because...
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09-30-2009, 12:41 AM
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.....he heard his mother calling.
She wanted him to.........
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10-01-2009, 02:57 AM
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Community Greeter
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go buy milk from the store & then
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10-01-2009, 10:23 PM
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Abstinent and Crazy
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Location: Connecticut Country Roads
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add some quik.
10-01-2009, 11:25 PM
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The quik makes him sick, so instead......
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10-06-2009, 12:26 AM
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He went to the store and spent all the money on.......
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10-06-2009, 07:12 PM
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Ju-Ju-Be's
the super giant size box that
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10-07-2009, 07:01 AM
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makes you sick if you eat it all at once so
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10-07-2009, 07:18 PM
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eat half now, and the other half later,
then go buy an
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10-07-2009, 07:21 PM
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Miracles Happen
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bottle of pepto bismol for your
10-07-2009, 07:22 PM
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belly and butt
it taste's so
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10-07-2009, 07:27 PM
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grateful to be here
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sweet and pinky!!
then your stomach goes...
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10-07-2009, 07:36 PM
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Miracles Happen
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pleeaseeeeeee no more.......
So we do
10-08-2009, 12:00 AM
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the cha-cha dance, while waiting for........
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10-08-2009, 05:28 PM
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the second coming of the Lord.
And when that happens...
10-08-2009, 05:48 PM
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Member
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I'm blinded by the light. I throw my shades on and...
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10-08-2009, 07:43 PM
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do some Stevie Wonder Tunes!
the song
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10-08-2009, 08:47 PM
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Miracles Happen
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for Once in my Life
always reminds me
10-09-2009, 01:23 AM
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of a long lost pet.
He was a
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10-09-2009, 11:25 AM
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always an animal lover and
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