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Jersey Nonny · 02-21-2009, 11:52 AM

Present a situation that the next person will respond to, and then add their own situation WDYDI (What do you do if...)

What Do You Do If...you hit a car in the parking lot but no one is around and you can't really see any damage?

WLDKATZ · 02-21-2009, 11:55 AM

Call the cops ( learned my lesson left the sceen once with my moms car I was 14 at the time.........lord did I ever get it and not from mom!!!!! Kept my liscence until I was 21 and had to write a 50,000 word essay on automobile safty!!!! My godmother was the judge.........lol)

what would you do if you saw a $100.00 bill on the ground?

Jersey Nonny · 02-21-2009, 12:07 PM

I'd keep it, and pray the person who lost it didn't need it too badly. After all, how could anyone prove they were the one who lost it.

What would you do if you saw a roach crawling up the wall as you sat eating dinner in a restaurant?

WLDKATZ · 02-21-2009, 12:17 PM

been there done it ......THROW A FIT then make management watch as I contacted the health dept..........I am in culinary arts there is no way i would ever eat like that, and truthfully I would end up hurling.......

what would you do if you were offered the job your best friend had been trying with all her might for?

Jersey Nonny · 02-21-2009, 04:18 PM

I would probably take it...all's fair in love, war, and job hunting...especially in this economy.

What do you do if you're in a movie theater, and someone is talking on a cell phone?

WLDKATZ · 02-21-2009, 04:46 PM

throw popcorn and if that doesnt work they get my diet pepsi........lol

what would you do if a blind date said you were ugly?

SummerSkye · 02-21-2009, 05:13 PM

Get up and walk right out!

What would you do if a guy asked you out that a friend liked?

GreenTea · 02-21-2009, 05:26 PM

I'd tell him that I don't swing that way.

What would you do if you were being followed by zombies?

Bamboozle · 02-21-2009, 05:49 PM

If I was being followed by zombies I'd reach for the closest shotgun j/k...actually I'd probably be getting my butt committed.

This one's a little gross...be warned...

What would you do if you could have a million dollars---BUT...in order to collect it, you have to lick one toilet clean with your tounge (not allowed to clean it beforehand)?

Rusty Zipper · 02-21-2009, 06:24 PM

i would pay someone to do it, and give them a big cut...

What would you do if you were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call?

allport · 02-22-2009, 12:02 AM

i would ring Ray Mears (survival expert lol)

what would you do if you had to rule the world?

espresso · 02-22-2009, 06:03 AM

Incarcerate my neighbors......

The world is going to end in five minutes. What are you going to do in that last five minutes?

WLDKATZ · 02-22-2009, 07:29 AM

crawl into to bed with my husband, safest place in the world for me

if you knew your life would be over in one week and you had a million dollars what would you do?

Jersey Nonny · 02-22-2009, 11:38 AM

If I had $1,000,000. and a week before I'd die, I'd put a huge downpayment on a house for my three kids and my four grandkids...$100,000. each = $700,000.; give $50,000. each to my sister, niece, and nephew = $150,000.; set up education accounts for my two great grandkids...$50,000. each = $100,000.; give my daughter and granddaughter $20,000. each to finish their education = $40,000.; $8,000. towards my granddaughter's wedding; $2,000. for any uncovered funeral expenses and the repast after my burial (one big party).

I think that all adds up to $1,000,000., which doesn't go as far as it used to...but, it sure was fun spending it! Thanks, Pamm.

What would you do if you were given the choice of ending famine, curing all diseases, or ending all wars?

GoldenGutters · 02-23-2009, 06:29 PM

Ending all wars probably.

WWYDI you saw a great big dorsal fin approaching you as you swam in the ocean?

WLDKATZ · 02-23-2009, 08:08 PM

S.H.I.T. tuna chunks hopefully!

what would you do if the dr told you that you only had a 15% chance to live just one more day....

Jersey Nonny · 02-24-2009, 09:47 AM

Not much of a gambler, but I'd bet against the odds that the doctor is a quack and doesn't know what he's talking about!

WDYDI you're at a party and a really great looking person comes up to ask you to dance, but you've already noticed them on the dance floor, and they're just about the worst you've ever seen?

WLDKATZ · 02-24-2009, 10:09 AM

smilepolitely and say I am married but thanks anyways!

wwydi you went to a wedding of your best friend and found the groom making out with his ex?

espresso · 02-24-2009, 12:08 PM

Raise my eyebrows....ask him what the hell he thinks he is doing......depends on how well I knew him and or the bride....

WWYDI......you came home from work and found your Mother in Law (or equiv) was staying for four weeks

Jersey Nonny · 02-24-2009, 03:38 PM

I'd apologize profusely..."Wish you'd given us some notice. We'd love to have you stay some other time, but we have an exterminator coming tonight for a three-day termite treatment. We're going to stay with some friends until it's safe to return. If you like, we can go out and visit over dinner and I'll let our friends know we'll be there later this evening." Then I'd go upstairs, grab a couple of suitcases, and get her the heck out of the house!

WDYDI...you run into your first "true love" and realize the flame has never really gone out?

Jersey Nonny · 03-01-2009, 11:23 AM

Bump

Jersey Nonny · 03-09-2009, 12:32 PM

Actually, I gulped hard and introduced him to my husband.

What do you do if you're playing cards and you suspect someone of cheating?

espresso · 03-09-2009, 04:56 PM

Confront them....um, actually I used to do that...well at Monopoly and people rarely guessed...don't do that now though!!!

WWYD if you were having dinner with 3-4 friends and one of them (you don't know which one) kept farting loudly?

Jersey Nonny · 03-12-2009, 10:22 AM

I'd say, "I apologize for the pig at the table; but, I just want you to know it isn't me. And, I wish whoever it is would either get control or leave the table." I don't have any patience for such rude/crude behavior!

What do you do if "the pig" gets up and walks out of the restaurant in a huff?

02-21-2009, 11:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	What do you do if... Present a situation that the next person will respond to, and then add their own situation WDYDI (What do you do if...) What Do You Do If...you hit a car in the parking lot but no one is around and you can't really see any damage? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

02-21-2009, 11:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	Call the cops ( learned my lesson left the sceen once with my moms car I was 14 at the time.........lord did I ever get it and not from mom!!!!! Kept my liscence until I was 21 and had to write a 50,000 word essay on automobile safty!!!! My godmother was the judge.........lol) what would you do if you saw a $100.00 bill on the ground? __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-21-2009, 12:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	I'd keep it, and pray the person who lost it didn't need it too badly. After all, how could anyone prove they were the one who lost it. What would you do if you saw a roach crawling up the wall as you sat eating dinner in a restaurant? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

02-21-2009, 12:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	been there done it ......THROW A FIT then make management watch as I contacted the health dept..........I am in culinary arts there is no way i would ever eat like that, and truthfully I would end up hurling....... what would you do if you were offered the job your best friend had been trying with all her might for? __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-21-2009, 04:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	I would probably take it...all's fair in love, war, and job hunting...especially in this economy. What do you do if you're in a movie theater, and someone is talking on a cell phone? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

02-21-2009, 04:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	throw popcorn and if that doesnt work they get my diet pepsi........lol what would you do if a blind date said you were ugly? __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-21-2009, 05:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
SummerSkye Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 147	Get up and walk right out! What would you do if a guy asked you out that a friend liked?

02-21-2009, 05:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
GreenTea I Can't Take Me Anywhere Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,260	I'd tell him that I don't swing that way. What would you do if you were being followed by zombies? __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

02-21-2009, 05:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bamboozle Watch out...it'll fool ya! Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Alien Rescue Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Underwater Posts: 3,471 Blog Entries: 12	If I was being followed by zombies I'd reach for the closest shotgun j/k...actually I'd probably be getting my butt committed. This one's a little gross...be warned... What would you do if you could have a million dollars---BUT...in order to collect it, you have to lick one toilet clean with your tounge (not allowed to clean it beforehand)? __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

02-21-2009, 06:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Rusty Zipper Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: my room in ct. Posts: 20,951	i would pay someone to do it, and give them a big cut... What would you do if you were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call? __________________ *Rule 62*

02-22-2009, 12:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
allport Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: north yorkshire, england Posts: 1,831	i would ring Ray Mears (survival expert lol) what would you do if you had to rule the world? __________________ 'Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too' Douglas Adams

02-22-2009, 06:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
espresso Guest Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,151	Incarcerate my neighbors...... The world is going to end in five minutes. What are you going to do in that last five minutes?

02-22-2009, 07:29 AM	#13 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	crawl into to bed with my husband, safest place in the world for me if you knew your life would be over in one week and you had a million dollars what would you do? __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-22-2009, 11:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	If I had $1,000,000. and a week before I'd die, I'd put a huge downpayment on a house for my three kids and my four grandkids...$100,000. each = $700,000.; give $50,000. each to my sister, niece, and nephew = $150,000.; set up education accounts for my two great grandkids...$50,000. each = $100,000.; give my daughter and granddaughter $20,000. each to finish their education = $40,000.; $8,000. towards my granddaughter's wedding; $2,000. for any uncovered funeral expenses and the repast after my burial (one big party). I think that all adds up to $1,000,000., which doesn't go as far as it used to...but, it sure was fun spending it! Thanks, Pamm. What would you do if you were given the choice of ending famine, curing all diseases, or ending all wars? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

02-23-2009, 06:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
GoldenGutters Gigi, BootLiquor, whatever.... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,647 Blog Entries: 1	Ending all wars probably. WWYDI you saw a great big dorsal fin approaching you as you swam in the ocean? __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% karma

02-23-2009, 08:08 PM	#16 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	S.H.I.T. tuna chunks hopefully! what would you do if the dr told you that you only had a 15% chance to live just one more day.... __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-24-2009, 09:47 AM	#17 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	Not much of a gambler, but I'd bet against the odds that the doctor is a quack and doesn't know what he's talking about! WDYDI you're at a party and a really great looking person comes up to ask you to dance, but you've already noticed them on the dance floor, and they're just about the worst you've ever seen? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

02-24-2009, 10:09 AM	#18 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 4,438	smilepolitely and say I am married but thanks anyways! wwydi you went to a wedding of your best friend and found the groom making out with his ex? __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

02-24-2009, 12:08 PM	#19 (permalink)
espresso Guest Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,151	Raise my eyebrows....ask him what the hell he thinks he is doing......depends on how well I knew him and or the bride.... WWYDI......you came home from work and found your Mother in Law (or equiv) was staying for four weeks

02-24-2009, 03:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	I'd apologize profusely..."Wish you'd given us some notice. We'd love to have you stay some other time, but we have an exterminator coming tonight for a three-day termite treatment. We're going to stay with some friends until it's safe to return. If you like, we can go out and visit over dinner and I'll let our friends know we'll be there later this evening." Then I'd go upstairs, grab a couple of suitcases, and get her the heck out of the house! WDYDI...you run into your first "true love" and realize the flame has never really gone out? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

03-01-2009, 11:23 AM	#21 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	Bump __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

03-09-2009, 12:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	Actually, I gulped hard and introduced him to my husband. What do you do if you're playing cards and you suspect someone of cheating? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

03-09-2009, 04:56 PM	#23 (permalink)
espresso Guest Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,151	Confront them....um, actually I used to do that...well at Monopoly and people rarely guessed...don't do that now though!!! WWYD if you were having dinner with 3-4 friends and one of them (you don't know which one) kept farting loudly?

03-12-2009, 10:22 AM	#24 (permalink)
Jersey Nonny Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey Posts: 4,669	I'd say, "I apologize for the pig at the table; but, I just want you to know it isn't me. And, I wish whoever it is would either get control or leave the table." I don't have any patience for such rude/crude behavior! What do you do if "the pig" gets up and walks out of the restaurant in a huff? __________________ For, it's a long, long while from May to December... But, the days grow short when you reach September...

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