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|11-10-2008, 06:50 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2003
Jacob & Rebecca
Jacob, age 92,and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: 'Are you the owner?'
The pharmacist answers, 'Yes.'
Jacob: 'We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course we do.'
Jacob: 'How about medicine for circulation?'
Pharmacist: 'All kinds.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?'
Jacob: 'How about Viagra?'
Pharmacist: 'Of course.'
Jacob: 'Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?'
Pharmacist: 'Yes, a large variety. The works.'
Jacob: 'What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Jacob: 'You sell wheelchairs and walkers?'
Pharmacist: 'All speeds and sizes.'
Jacob: 'We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.'
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