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GreenTea · 04-22-2007, 09:14 PM

This is done in the spirit of the Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future...

For those of you who aren't familiar with the character, here's an excerpt...

Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is a crazy robot who claims that he is the Ghost of Christmas Past, infamous for starting his superfluous stories with the line "Thousands of years ago...".

He has a penchant for telling drawn-out stories with absolutely no factual basis or internal consistency, and for constantly losing his place in his own nonsensical narrative.

He may be related to Turkitron, who once claimed to be the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future but was later discovered to be a defective toy from the present. Still, the Cybernetic Ghost and Turkitron have the same voice and same penchant for telling convoluted stories. He says it has something to do with Sigourney Weaver and that he survived the "Quickening of the Dragonoids".

. . .

Thousands of years ago...

GreenTea · 04-22-2007, 09:16 PM

...Long before the first beer yeast ever climbed from the slime...

GreenTea · 05-04-2007, 06:14 AM

...When the moon was young and unscarred...

GreenTea · 05-04-2007, 06:18 AM

...And the playful comets would frolick in the Earth's atmosphere...

GreenTea · 05-04-2007, 06:18 AM

...Amazing and delighting the dinosaurs, even though they didn't exist yet...

barb dwyer · 05-05-2007, 12:02 AM

... everything was so very delightful, in fact that there came to be an idea that, 'wouldn't it be cool if....

IO Storm · 05-05-2007, 02:57 AM

Fire rained down and made all the dinosaurs to be very thirsty....

barb dwyer · 05-05-2007, 06:40 AM

which could have been fairly amazing in and of itself, considering

GreenTea · 05-20-2007, 10:30 AM

....that the dinosaurs hadn't arrived yet...

GreenTea · 05-20-2007, 10:32 AM

...and the air was unbreathable to you and me...

GreenTea · 05-20-2007, 10:34 AM

...and far off in space, some rocks were gathering together thinking about the dinosaurs that were yet to come...

***cmc*** · 05-20-2007, 09:34 PM

(hi GT!)
And the rocks began to roll in the same direction, rocking and rolling in the atmosphere where mysterious radio waves were circling the planet....

IO Storm · 05-20-2007, 10:54 PM

And the rolling radioactive rocks were gathering no moss.....

***cmc*** · 05-21-2007, 09:45 AM

because moss needs sunlight and photosynthesis will not occur without it, yet beyond another planet a faint light was detected by the orbiting probe, so ...

IO Storm · 05-21-2007, 07:02 PM

the probe sent radio waves arund the planet.....

GreenTea · 05-21-2007, 10:40 PM

...which the dinosaurs which didn't exist yet didn't detect...

(Hey CMC!)

***cmc*** · 05-23-2007, 01:19 AM

(hey backatcha GT!)

So....the dinosaurs didn't exist yet but the faint light was there and it attracted several brown spotted objects that buzzed faintly and were pulled toward the light

IO Storm · 05-23-2007, 01:31 AM

And they looked like Bee 62's Pink Floyd Flying Warthogs with lightbulb eyes....

GreenTea · 05-23-2007, 10:27 PM

...the same flying warthogs that taught the pigs how to take wing...

GreenTea · 05-23-2007, 10:29 PM

...even though the pigs didn't exist longer than the dinosaurs didn't... er... yet... because it was still the past... from the future...

***cmc*** · 05-23-2007, 10:37 PM

then the dinosaurs from future that came from the past decided to have a BLT and the warthog pigs were doomed..... and became dino food

barb dwyer · 05-24-2007, 03:10 AM

but that would come later since there still was no air on earth and such things hadn't climbed from teh primordial ooze. The point here being

***cmc*** · 05-24-2007, 11:04 AM

avoid eating pork when in outer space in the prequel or sequel of the story, but dinosaurs also can be

barb dwyer · 05-24-2007, 11:47 PM

tasty with that white sauce you get at that Italian place on the corner by the new

IO Storm · 05-24-2007, 11:59 PM

Ye Olde Deep Brick Oven Roasted Barbecue Pork Sandwich Shoppe...that came down

from the heavens and landed in my Uncle Bill's backyard and I got to squirt water

from a dish soap bottle onto the coals when they got too hot and then the wasps

flew out from under the old water cooler beside the house and....

04-22-2007, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	Continue The Story This is done in the spirit of the Cybernetic Ghost Of Christmas Past From The Future... For those of you who aren't familiar with the character, here's an excerpt... Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is a crazy robot who claims that he is the Ghost of Christmas Past, infamous for starting his superfluous stories with the line "Thousands of years ago...". He has a penchant for telling drawn-out stories with absolutely no factual basis or internal consistency, and for constantly losing his place in his own nonsensical narrative. He may be related to Turkitron, who once claimed to be the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future but was later discovered to be a defective toy from the present. Still, the Cybernetic Ghost and Turkitron have the same voice and same penchant for telling convoluted stories. He says it has something to do with Sigourney Weaver and that he survived the "Quickening of the Dragonoids". . . . Thousands of years ago... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

04-22-2007, 09:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...Long before the first beer yeast ever climbed from the slime... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-04-2007, 06:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...When the moon was young and unscarred... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-04-2007, 06:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...And the playful comets would frolick in the Earth's atmosphere... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-04-2007, 06:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...Amazing and delighting the dinosaurs, even though they didn't exist yet... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-05-2007, 12:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	... everything was so very delightful, in fact that there came to be an idea that, 'wouldn't it be cool if.... __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

05-05-2007, 02:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,193 Blog Entries: 2	Fire rained down and made all the dinosaurs to be very thirsty.... __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

05-05-2007, 06:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	which could have been fairly amazing in and of itself, considering __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

05-20-2007, 10:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	....that the dinosaurs hadn't arrived yet... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-20-2007, 10:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...and the air was unbreathable to you and me... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-20-2007, 10:34 AM	#11 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...and far off in space, some rocks were gathering together thinking about the dinosaurs that were yet to come... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-20-2007, 09:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
*cmc* Community Greeter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: FL Posts: 13,714	(hi GT!) And the rocks began to roll in the same direction, rocking and rolling in the atmosphere where mysterious radio waves were circling the planet.... __________________

05-20-2007, 10:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,193 Blog Entries: 2	And the rolling radioactive rocks were gathering no moss..... __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

05-21-2007, 09:45 AM	#14 (permalink)
*cmc* Community Greeter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: FL Posts: 13,714	because moss needs sunlight and photosynthesis will not occur without it, yet beyond another planet a faint light was detected by the orbiting probe, so ... __________________

05-21-2007, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,193 Blog Entries: 2	the probe sent radio waves arund the planet..... __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

05-21-2007, 10:40 PM	#16 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...which the dinosaurs which didn't exist yet didn't detect... (Hey CMC!) __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-23-2007, 01:19 AM	#17 (permalink)
*cmc* Community Greeter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: FL Posts: 13,714	(hey backatcha GT!) So....the dinosaurs didn't exist yet but the faint light was there and it attracted several brown spotted objects that buzzed faintly and were pulled toward the light __________________

05-23-2007, 01:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,193 Blog Entries: 2	And they looked like Bee 62's Pink Floyd Flying Warthogs with lightbulb eyes.... __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

05-23-2007, 10:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...the same flying warthogs that taught the pigs how to take wing... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-23-2007, 10:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
GreenTea Illegitimi Non Carborundum Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Old Home Terra Posts: 4,272	...even though the pigs didn't exist longer than the dinosaurs didn't... er... yet... because it was still the past... from the future... __________________ Ego is the root of all evil.

05-23-2007, 10:37 PM	#21 (permalink)
*cmc* Community Greeter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: FL Posts: 13,714	then the dinosaurs from future that came from the past decided to have a BLT and the warthog pigs were doomed..... and became dino food __________________

05-24-2007, 03:10 AM	#22 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	but that would come later since there still was no air on earth and such things hadn't climbed from teh primordial ooze. The point here being __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

05-24-2007, 11:04 AM	#23 (permalink)
*cmc* Community Greeter Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: FL Posts: 13,714	avoid eating pork when in outer space in the prequel or sequel of the story, but dinosaurs also can be __________________

05-24-2007, 11:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
barb dwyer same planet...different world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: butte mt Posts: 10,933 Blog Entries: 7	tasty with that white sauce you get at that Italian place on the corner by the new __________________ Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.

05-24-2007, 11:59 PM	#25 (permalink)
IO Storm IO Storm Wheel Of Fortune Champion! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 18,193 Blog Entries: 2	Ye Olde Deep Brick Oven Roasted Barbecue Pork Sandwich Shoppe...that came down from the heavens and landed in my Uncle Bill's backyard and I got to squirt water from a dish soap bottle onto the coals when they got too hot and then the wasps flew out from under the old water cooler beside the house and.... __________________ "God holds me still in the eye of the Storm"

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