just for a laugh

[liiise]

>Situational Awareness Scenario:
>>> > >
>>> > >You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
>>> > >
>>> > >On your left side it suddenly drops away and on your right side
>>> is a
>>> > >fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
>>> > >
>>> > >In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your
>>> car
>>> > >and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at
>>> >ground level.
>>> > >
>>> > >Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
>>> same
>>> > >speed as you.
>>> > >
>>> > >What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
>>> situation?
>>> > >
>>> > >(scroll down for answer)
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> >
>>> > >
>>> > >Answer:
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >Get off the children's merry-go-round, you're drunk.
>>>
>

[barb dwyer]