How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

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Golden Retriever-
the sun is shinning,the day is young,we've got our whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
Border Collie-
just one.And i'll replace any wiring thats not up to code.
Dashound-
you know i can't reach that lamp!!!
Rottweiler-
Make Me!!!!!
Boxer-
Who cares?I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab-
Oh me,me!!!!!!!!Pleeeeeeeeeze,let me change the light bulb.Can i?Can i? Pleeeeeeeeeeeze.Can i?Please,please.
Germon Sheppard-
I'll change it soon as i've led these people from the dark.Check to make sure i have'nt missed any,and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russel-
I'll just pop it in while i'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog-
Light bulb?I'm sorry but i don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel-
Why change it?I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua-
Yo quiero taco bulb..
Pointer-
I see it,there it is,right there.
Australian Shepherd-
First i'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle-
I'll just blow in the Border Collies ear,and he'll do it.By the time he finishes rewiring the house,my nails will be dry.
..................The Cat Answers..........
Dogs do Not change light bulbs.Pepple change light bulbs.So,the REAL question is.............how long will it be before i can expect some light,some dinner and a message????????????????
{sorry i don't have the authers name}........