A real redneck-Are you one?

[Time2Surrender]

Subject: A real redneck
> >
> > All of us have enjoyed redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
> > reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
> > family, country and God. I've often said that if I had to stand before
> > a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so
> > rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's
> > what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the
> > same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya`ll know who ya are...
> > You might be a redneck if. . .
> >
> > It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation,
> > under God."
> >
> > You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in
>public
> > places.
> >
> > You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
> >
> > You bow your head when someone prays.
> >
> > You pull over and wait when a funeral procession passes.
> >
> > You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the
> > National Anthem.
> >
> > You treat Viet Nam veterans with great respect, and always have.
> >
> > You've never burned an American flag in protest.
> >
> > You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter
>who
> > is listening.
> >
> > You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
> >
> > You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
> >
> > If you got this email from me it is because I believe that you, like me
> > have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those
> > talked about in this email.
> >
> > God Bless the USA!