""""WANTED: Knight In Shining Armor""""
"Single female, searching for the perfect relationship…" or, "Looking for Mr. Right, my knight in shining armor."
Seems like everyone is searching for the perfect relationship. Perhaps Jesus ought to run a personals ad. It might read like this:
"All I want is you. I don't care if you're overweight, underweight, have freckles or dimples. You don't have to have any money or hold any titles, in fact, I don't care about your past - what you've done or didn't do. Nothing matters to me if you'll just give your heart to me. In return, I promise that I will be with you forever and never leave you or forsake you. I will stay with you into eternity. I'll prepare a room in a mansion after your earthly retirement, but until then, your earthly needs will all be met. You will want for nothing. I will even take you when you are moody or depressed. I will wipe your tears when they flow and take your hand when you are afraid. I am the greatest comforter. I understand your pressures and anxieties - I have fed the multitudes at the drop of a hat and on a moment's notice. I understand when you need your space and will offer it to you; I also find comfort in solitary moments. If you want to have a relationship with me, all you have to do is ask. Do not be afraid of rejection, I have never turned anyone down. And, if you falter in our relationship, I promise to take you back. I give you my oath with my blood. I would die for you - I already did. Call on me, anytime, I would love to have a relationship. Just send me a knee-mail. Love, Jesus."
Sounds too good to be true? It's not. It's real. Jesus can be your knight in shining armor. He would die for you. He already did.
09-22-2004, 11:27 AM
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