Let it slide big guy.......I'm right here waiting

[PackerFan]

Hey dude! Yeah, I don't have to say it too loudly- I can whisper soooooo quietly and I know you'll hear me. You've been thinkin' about me all day, haven't ya? Come on now- no need to buls*** me- after all, I bailed your ass out more than once. Oops, did I say "once"- oh well, maybe twice. hmmm?? heh...

I can make it go away dude! That tightening in your chest- all gone baby! Oh, you feel like you're gonna puke? I can take care of that big guy. Forget about tomorrow's Dr. appointment. You have the day off dammit! Sleep in- I'll help ya! Then we can spend the sunny afternoon together upstairs in the den. We'll watch those old 80s horror movies all day and hope the clock rolls back to 1985. I know ya miss the ol' days Pard! We'll pine together- I'll ease the pain- you know I'm always here for you.

Come on now.. I'm right here. Forget that stupid "taaapering" crap. It ain't gonna work anyway. Doc's gonna tell ya that you're fine! Together we can get through the appointment - that is, if you insist on wasting your time.

Damn! You still look good for an older- ahem! I mean 40 year old man- Isn't 40 the new 20 anyway? You'd like to be 20 again hey big fella?! We can do it together- just me and you! 20 baby!!

Oh yeah, what about after work tonight? Your son has a boy scout meeting- how 'bout we forget about it and watch TV instead. He won't be disappointed- there's always next week. Hey, maybe that wife of yours will take the boys and visit her mom tonight. That would be awesome baby! We'll have the whole evening to ourselves! By the time your crab of a wife and noisy brats get home you'll be in the safety of slumber in my arms- and by the time you wake up they'll gone! You don't know how lucky you are to work 4 ten hour days! You worked your butt off man! You deserve a break today!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!! Wasn't that the old McDonald's slogan?! Yes..yes it was! Way back..well not that far back when you were 20!

We'll sleep big guy! We'll sleep all weekend long!

Hey buddy! you listenin' to me? Ah, you tried but you can't ignore me! ... right here in your pocket...come on... you and me together.. we'll make it all go away. I love you (cough) and I know you wouldn't leave me.

what the hell are you smilin' about anyway??