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Old 08-31-2008, 02:02 AM   #1 (permalink)

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And now for something copletely different

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Practitioners of Alcoholism, or "Alcoholics", can be easily identified by the following characteristics:

* Incomprehensible speech (from achieving divine intelligence)
* Uncoordinated movement (from having shed most ties to the earthly realm)
* Dirty, unkempt appearance (to cover their otherwise blinding sexiness)
* Brown paper bags (to minimize their contact with glass, the antithesis of aluminium)
* Jaundice

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