And now for something copletely different snippet from Alcoholism - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia Practitioners of Alcoholism, or "Alcoholics", can be easily identified by the following characteristics: * Incomprehensible speech (from achieving divine intelligence) * Uncoordinated movement (from having shed most ties to the earthly realm) * Dirty, unkempt appearance (to cover their otherwise blinding sexiness) * Brown paper bags (to minimize their contact with glass, the antithesis of aluminium) * Jaundice |
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