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smoke gets in my eyes · 08-09-2002, 01:52 PM

There we were. Ann, MG and I were cruising along in the Sop-width Caramel, holding our own in a neck and neck race with Pauline and Pony. What happens? All that water I didn't drink comes leaking out of the engine... I get distracted and swerve. When I straightened up the wheel I didn't notice I was headed for a BLT skid. With mayo. The Sop-Width Caramel careens into the guardrail and spins to a hault... activating the air bags... which are not really air bags, but cocoanut creme pies launched by a mechanical Ronald McDonald. All you can see of Ann and me are whipped cream, goggles and sunglasses. MG escaped the worst of the mess, being in the back seat, but her hair has turned mysteriously white. Can somebody call the pit crew over here? Tell them to bring a hose.

Pie Gets In My Face

vinnietoo · 08-09-2002, 03:19 PM

Smoke,

You want to come over and pick me up off the floor!!
Thanks!!! I needed that laugh.

Vince

P.S. Next time put a warning sign up.

**Pony** · 08-09-2002, 10:52 PM

Smoke you are too funny!! Yes you all look like quite a sight. You all can hitch a ride with me to the next town for a quick workout and clean up from all that gooie stuff. My big tires can wade through all that water and coconut pie goo. Actually with all the water I've been drinking lately we could all float through. At least that's way I feel tonight.

Pony

**Ann** · 08-09-2002, 11:18 PM

Pony

Can I borrow some of your water to wash this whipped cream out of my lovely Audrey Hepburn scarf? And these sunglasses are a tad sticky. I just had a feeling Smoke would lose control on a BLT.

Tennis anyone? (H. Bogart to A. Hepburn in Sabrina).

**Pony** · 08-09-2002, 11:24 PM

Sure Anns you can all the water you want.

Pony

Paulie · 08-10-2002, 09:27 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

You just had to have coconut creme pie airbags didn't you, that is like my second favorite dessert!!! Do I stop and help (chomp chomp chomp) or do I keep going and find your pit crew (which by the way I think are at McDonalds with my pit crew).

The important thing is that you all are okay, no injuries right? I mean it make take some tomato juice baths to get all the sticky stuff of you ladies, but hey what are pit crews for anyway if not soak the drivers in tomato juice.

Okay there is not threat of me eatting your air bags, they don't mix with tomales very well!! yuck!!!

I think if we jack your car up with my baby carrots we can see the damage better.

Would you ladies like a lift, i have plenty of room in the tomale for you all.

smoke gets in my eyes · 08-10-2002, 09:52 AM

LOL...

It's only a dent. Those pesky air bags go off if you kick a tire. We mostly need hosing off.

Paulie · 08-10-2002, 09:56 AM

Okay if you are sure you are alright.

I still think the tomato juice is a good idea - I sent my pit crew to get you some just in case!!!

**Ann** · 08-11-2002, 12:09 AM

No Pit Crew guy is going to hose me off!!!!

Well maybe if he looks just like Mel Gibson

... "A little to the left Mel honey"..."Yes I know, Mel, I DO look just like Audrey Hepburn...sweet of you to notice :tongue3:"

Oh ladies, I think we better get this car back on the road.

08-09-2002, 01:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes 1000 Post Club Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,432	Cocoanut Creme Crash! There we were. Ann, MG and I were cruising along in the Sop-width Caramel, holding our own in a neck and neck race with Pauline and Pony. What happens? All that water I didn't drink comes leaking out of the engine... I get distracted and swerve. When I straightened up the wheel I didn't notice I was headed for a BLT skid. With mayo. The Sop-Width Caramel careens into the guardrail and spins to a hault... activating the air bags... which are not really air bags, but cocoanut creme pies launched by a mechanical Ronald McDonald. All you can see of Ann and me are whipped cream, goggles and sunglasses. MG escaped the worst of the mess, being in the back seat, but her hair has turned mysteriously white. Can somebody call the pit crew over here? Tell them to bring a hose. Pie Gets In My Face

08-09-2002, 03:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
vinnietoo Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: land of 10,000 lakes Posts: 188	Smoke, You want to come over and pick me up off the floor!! Thanks!!! I needed that laugh. Vince P.S. Next time put a warning sign up. __________________ There is no person walking the face of the Earth who demonstrates more courage,dignity and integrity,on a daily basis, than an addict in recovery.

08-09-2002, 11:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,028	Pony Can I borrow some of your water to wash this whipped cream out of my lovely Audrey Hepburn scarf? And these sunglasses are a tad sticky. I just had a feeling Smoke would lose control on a BLT. Tennis anyone? (H. Bogart to A. Hepburn in Sabrina). __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

08-10-2002, 09:27 AM	#6 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,518	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! You just had to have coconut creme pie airbags didn't you, that is like my second favorite dessert!!! Do I stop and help (chomp chomp chomp) or do I keep going and find your pit crew (which by the way I think are at McDonalds with my pit crew). The important thing is that you all are okay, no injuries right? I mean it make take some tomato juice baths to get all the sticky stuff of you ladies, but hey what are pit crews for anyway if not soak the drivers in tomato juice. Okay there is not threat of me eatting your air bags, they don't mix with tomales very well!! yuck!!! I think if we jack your car up with my baby carrots we can see the damage better. Would you ladies like a lift, i have plenty of room in the tomale for you all. __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR Last edited by Paulie; 08-10-2002 at 09:35 AM.

08-10-2002, 09:56 AM	#8 (permalink)
Paulie It is what it is!!! Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sobriety Posts: 5,518	Okay if you are sure you are alright. I still think the tomato juice is a good idea - I sent my pit crew to get you some just in case!!! __________________ I know more about how to live than I did yesterday, but not as much as I'll know tomorrow. Today, Ill learn something new~JFT, 1/27/06 The difference between a good day and a bad day, is about 2 days~Ann of SR

08-09-2002, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
Pony Forum Leader Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: trail of discovery Posts: 2,327	Smoke you are too funny!! Yes you all look like quite a sight. You all can hitch a ride with me to the next town for a quick workout and clean up from all that gooie stuff. My big tires can wade through all that water and coconut pie goo. Actually with all the water I've been drinking lately we could all float through. At least that's way I feel tonight. Pony

08-09-2002, 11:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pony Forum Leader Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: trail of discovery Posts: 2,327	Sure Anns you can all the water you want. Pony

08-10-2002, 09:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
smoke gets in my eyes 1000 Post Club Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: That's what I'd like to know. Posts: 2,432	LOL... It's only a dent. Those pesky air bags go off if you kick a tire. We mostly need hosing off.

08-11-2002, 12:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ann Sharing Our Light Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: By The Lake Posts: 15,028	No Pit Crew guy is going to hose me off!!!! Well maybe if he looks just like Mel Gibson ... "A little to the left Mel honey"..."Yes I know, Mel, I DO look just like Audrey Hepburn...sweet of you to notice :tongue3:" Oh ladies, I think we better get this car back on the road. __________________ Somewhere between the gator swamp and the Taj Mahal there is a path, it may be hidden, overgrown or may blend in with the other surroundings, but it is there, it's your path and it is calling you.~Frankly~

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