Cruel Names For Expectant (ahem) Mothers NOT To Choose From! - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

GoldenGutters · 04-13-2006, 04:03 PM

You know...names that scream "goober alert!". :andy:

1. Allowishus

2. Myron

3. Clarence

4. Gertrude

....

**margo** · 04-13-2006, 09:48 PM

Cecil.

04-13-2006, 10:23 PM

dOOgie

Purrdy · 04-14-2006, 03:35 AM

eggbert...

clarence...(sorry)

Purrdy · 04-14-2006, 03:36 AM

ooh and how abaout for child of an alkie...Chardonay?

tee hee

bahookie · 04-14-2006, 03:39 AM

There's a girl who was in my son's primary 1 class called Cara McGrotty

Really!

J

bahookie · 04-14-2006, 03:40 AM

Also, in the islands, it's a tradition to call your daughter after the dad, but with an "ina" at the end.
We know and Archibaldina

j
xxx

spacegirl · 04-14-2006, 04:49 AM

Ermintrude

Englebert

Gertie

Aggie

golf99 · 04-14-2006, 04:55 AM

Quimby

spacegirl · 04-14-2006, 09:17 AM

Well I quite like the sound of an Indian name called Vee-rall. But when I saw it was spelt 'Viral' then I changed my mind! We've chosen 'Hari' or 'Tarun' for a boy but don't have a girls name yet, which is ironic as we want a girl! Having said that, as long as it's healthy I don't care what sex it is really! We'd like a little girl tho!

daddysgirl29 · 04-14-2006, 09:46 AM

Y'all remember Eddie Murphy in Beverley Hills Cop? "I have to support my 2 daughters - Mo'Nique and U'nique!" LOL!

Five · 04-14-2006, 09:51 AM

Hitlar

Jesus

Satan

Sh1thead

Five · 04-14-2006, 09:52 AM

imagine: ahhh that baby of yours is so cute. Aint he lovely? whats his name.

Thanks, his name is hitlar.

Sorry.

Hitlar. His name is Hitlar.

Kierra6 · 04-15-2006, 08:34 PM

oooh Purrdy, looks like your more "feminine" name suggestions were detected, inspected, rejected and ejected...

darn! Choked me up and made me spit coffee all over my desk *giggle*

karlofthenorth · 04-15-2006, 11:45 PM

Engleburt or Delbert. You would almost have to hate your child to do that.

namommy · 04-16-2006, 06:28 AM

We have a doctor around here. his name is 'Franklin Stein'. Hi, I'm doctor Franklinstein. why would you do that.

The other one I thought was cruel. We had a little girl as a patient. Her name was 'Kissa Butts'. WHAT!!!

**margo** · 04-16-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by namommy

Her name was 'Kissa Butts'.

2stop · 04-16-2006, 04:57 PM

Lol!!!

Purrdy · 04-17-2006, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Five

imagine: ahhh that baby of yours is so cute. Aint he lovely? whats his name.

Thanks, his name is hitlar.

Sorry.

Hitlar. His name is Hitlar.

LOL....

Purrdy · 04-17-2006, 01:57 AM

quincy....???

04-13-2006, 04:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenGutters Gigi, BootLiquor, whatever.... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,487 Blog Entries: 1	Cruel Names For Expectant (ahem) Mothers NOT To Choose From! You know...names that scream "goober alert!". :andy: 1. Allowishus 2. Myron 3. Clarence 4. Gertrude .... __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% blessed

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margo Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,747	Cecil. __________________ Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the sky. ~Ojibwe saying~

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bahookie Binge poster Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 559	There's a girl who was in my son's primary 1 class called Cara McGrotty Really! J __________________

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bahookie Binge poster Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Scotland Posts: 559	Also, in the islands, it's a tradition to call your daughter after the dad, but with an "ina" at the end. We know and Archibaldina j xxx __________________

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spacegirl Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nottm Nottinghamshire Posts: 217	Ermintrude Englebert Gertie Aggie __________________ Tuesday 14 February 2006

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Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	eggbert... clarence...(sorry)

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Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	ooh and how abaout for child of an alkie...Chardonay? tee hee

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spacegirl Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Nottm Nottinghamshire Posts: 217	Well I quite like the sound of an Indian name called Vee-rall. But when I saw it was spelt 'Viral' then I changed my mind! We've chosen 'Hari' or 'Tarun' for a boy but don't have a girls name yet, which is ironic as we want a girl! Having said that, as long as it's healthy I don't care what sex it is really! We'd like a little girl tho! __________________ Tuesday 14 February 2006

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daddysgirl29 Still learning; ever grateful Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 842	Y'all remember Eddie Murphy in Beverley Hills Cop? "I have to support my 2 daughters - Mo'Nique and U'nique!" LOL! __________________ daddysgirl29 _____________________________________________ When in doubt, look up!

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Five Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,232	Hitlar Jesus Satan Sh1thead

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Five Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,232	imagine: ahhh that baby of yours is so cute. Aint he lovely? whats his name. Thanks, his name is hitlar. Sorry. Hitlar. His name is Hitlar.

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Kierra6 Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Littletown, OK Posts: 81	oooh Purrdy, looks like your more "feminine" name suggestions were detected, inspected, rejected and ejected... darn! Choked me up and made me spit coffee all over my desk giggle

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karlofthenorth Karl Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anchorage Posts: 12	Engleburt or Delbert. You would almost have to hate your child to do that.

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