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Old 04-01-2006, 02:00 AM   #51 (permalink)
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He who laughs last is full of nitrous oxide gas. :andy:

If at first you don't succeed, F* it.

If you can't beat 'em, or join 'em, pay somebody to beat 'em for you.
 
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:11 AM   #52 (permalink)
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Flashers blow out pathetic ornateness.
Flashier blow out cheapens to tartness.

-- Jesus Tries A Limerick & Fails. ROFL!!!!
 
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:15 AM   #53 (permalink)
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He who laughs last is full of nitrous oxide gas. :andy:

If at first you don't succeed, F* it.

If you can't beat 'em, or join 'em, pay somebody to beat 'em for you.

yeah! its so true...nodding and thinking here is a guru!
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:08 AM   #54 (permalink)
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the woman who washes her car knows how to please her man.........
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Old 04-01-2006, 08:45 AM   #55 (permalink)
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The woman who pleases her man may get her car washed for her.
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:40 AM   #56 (permalink)
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the man who washes this womans car will get kicked....lol....

A man cannot pay attention to detail like a woman......
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:42 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:42 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 09:44 AM   #59 (permalink)
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a knee in the groin is not like having a leg up.....ANON.....
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:48 AM   #60 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 11:56 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 12:23 PM   #62 (permalink)
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suck patience.....
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Old 04-01-2006, 12:51 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 01:28 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 01:55 PM   #65 (permalink)
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......whoops wrong thread...

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arrghhhh wrong blimmin thread....siad the wise man!
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:41 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2006, 02:56 PM   #68 (permalink)
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sssss nasty said the one who didnt.....
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I know it has nothing to do with quotes. I just think it's funny.
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Old 04-01-2006, 05:16 PM   #71 (permalink)
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