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Five · 03-30-2006, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by best

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other, pulled out swords and shot each other.
Two deaf police men heard this nose and rushed right over with the rest of the boys.
If you think this tail is tall, ask the blind man, he saw it all.

actually besty, I really like that second line. that is musically sound.

I have no idea what it means but lyrically, very nice!

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 02:06 AM

yeah thats it Five!!!

people look at you like you are a guru!!!....wow such wisdom.....

sleek is the cat in her wellingtons....look at her for inspiration for she will show you the way

stones are a mans best friend they keep him grounded

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 02:07 AM

kill me said the wise man...for you will be able to smell the roses once agian.....

Five · 03-30-2006, 02:08 AM

ahh I love it when an abstact concept comes off.

Anyway, I am through with this gibberish and off again on my quest for wisdom.

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 02:10 AM

wisdom...said god ...is just being at the bottom of the fish pond wehn your brother throws the stones in...dont hide in the caves for there you will not find the tulips...and tulips are the way to seek enlightenment......

**best** · 03-30-2006, 02:10 AM

If all else fails just be glad your not Else.

03-30-2006, 02:11 AM

Quote:

"Shhh! Now mildhearted taunting,
Confuse meek, bent heart-throb,
If inhumane or bum star"

- The Anagram Bible: Twisted Revelations

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 02:17 AM

yes said the wise man...yes said the seekeer...yes said the wise man.......

**best** · 03-30-2006, 02:23 AM

Though the Windmill gets much done, it is still vane chasing of the wind.

Five · 03-30-2006, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midas

lol.

he he.

**best** · 03-30-2006, 02:26 AM

Just as smoke rises out the chimney, ash remains in the fire.

Even though the traffic light changes color, the traffic still stops or goes.

GoldenGutters · 03-30-2006, 04:40 AM

when shopping for crabs, don't buy them from a prostitute...they'll only get under your skin.

Breaking wind after you've jumped off a building will get you flatulated.

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 06:26 AM

just as the sun rises so we shall eat oranges...wise proverb...DELMONTE

Five · 03-30-2006, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by best

Just as smoke rises out the chimney, ash remains in the fire.

Even though the traffic light changes color, the traffic still stops or goes.

ha ha ha he heee he

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 07:30 AM

Run run like Margot for she has the wind up her tail.....

zinnia · 03-30-2006, 08:29 AM

Don't kick a pile of cow sh*t; it might be your uncle. --Charles Osborn

Purrdy · 03-30-2006, 09:34 AM

dont defrost chicken in the microwave........ANON

Take your hair and knit a jumper this is the path to true enlightenment.....Purrdy

slip a hand in a bush of thorns and you will get hurt...ANON

wise is the man who climbs a mountian for he can ski down......aNON

Purrdy · 03-31-2006, 11:22 AM

what is wrong with you all! I was enjoying this thread!!!...do you have no imagaination!!!....come and play with me...

OVERIT · 03-31-2006, 01:18 PM

He who eats eggs must have no tastebuds. Confuscious

He who sucks root will live a long and prosperous life. Confuscious

Purrdy · 03-31-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OVERIT

He who sucks root will live a long and prosperous life. Confuscious

well it looks as if im in for the ride then......LOL.....

Purrdy · 03-31-2006, 03:53 PM

he who sucks eggs knows more thatn his grandmother.....

they keyboard is just an implement for typing....

**best** · 03-31-2006, 04:08 PM

When it rains on your parade, the band marches on.

Two birds in the hand can make for a messy hand.

Iran over to Greece before I slipped into Turkey

GoldenGutters · 03-31-2006, 07:01 PM

Falling off of the turnip truck will make a vegetable out of you.

OVERIT · 03-31-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoldenGutters

Falling off of the turnip truck will make a vegetable out of you.

LMAO!!!!!

Purrdy · 04-01-2006, 01:54 AM

thats it thats it keep it coming...i love it...lol....

03-30-2006, 02:10 AM	#31 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,184	If all else fails just be glad your not Else. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-30-2006, 02:23 AM	#34 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,184	Though the Windmill gets much done, it is still vane chasing of the wind. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-30-2006, 02:26 AM	#36 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,184	Just as smoke rises out the chimney, ash remains in the fire. Even though the traffic light changes color, the traffic still stops or goes. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-30-2006, 04:40 AM	#37 (permalink)
GoldenGutters Gigi, BootLiquor, whatever.... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,504 Blog Entries: 1	when shopping for crabs, don't buy them from a prostitute...they'll only get under your skin. Breaking wind after you've jumped off a building will get you flatulated. __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% blessed

03-31-2006, 04:08 PM	#47 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,184	When it rains on your parade, the band marches on. Two birds in the hand can make for a messy hand. Iran over to Greece before I slipped into Turkey __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-30-2006, 02:06 AM	#27 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	yeah thats it Five!!! people look at you like you are a guru!!!....wow such wisdom..... sleek is the cat in her wellingtons....look at her for inspiration for she will show you the way stones are a mans best friend they keep him grounded

03-30-2006, 02:07 AM	#28 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	kill me said the wise man...for you will be able to smell the roses once agian.....

03-30-2006, 02:08 AM	#29 (permalink)
Five Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: London Posts: 1,232	ahh I love it when an abstact concept comes off. Anyway, I am through with this gibberish and off again on my quest for wisdom.

03-30-2006, 02:10 AM	#30 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	wisdom...said god ...is just being at the bottom of the fish pond wehn your brother throws the stones in...dont hide in the caves for there you will not find the tulips...and tulips are the way to seek enlightenment......

03-30-2006, 02:17 AM	#33 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	yes said the wise man...yes said the seekeer...yes said the wise man.......

03-30-2006, 06:26 AM	#38 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	just as the sun rises so we shall eat oranges...wise proverb...DELMONTE

03-30-2006, 07:30 AM	#40 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	Run run like Margot for she has the wind up her tail.....

03-30-2006, 08:29 AM	#41 (permalink)
zinnia Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 9	Don't kick a pile of cow sh*t; it might be your uncle. --Charles Osborn

03-30-2006, 09:34 AM	#42 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	dont defrost chicken in the microwave........ANON Take your hair and knit a jumper this is the path to true enlightenment.....Purrdy slip a hand in a bush of thorns and you will get hurt...ANON wise is the man who climbs a mountian for he can ski down......aNON

03-31-2006, 11:22 AM	#43 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	what is wrong with you all! I was enjoying this thread!!!...do you have no imagaination!!!....come and play with me...

03-31-2006, 01:18 PM	#44 (permalink)
OVERIT Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Good Ole' Rocky Top! Posts: 3,541	He who eats eggs must have no tastebuds. Confuscious He who sucks root will live a long and prosperous life. Confuscious

03-31-2006, 03:53 PM	#46 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	he who sucks eggs knows more thatn his grandmother..... they keyboard is just an implement for typing....

03-31-2006, 07:01 PM	#48 (permalink)
GoldenGutters Gigi, BootLiquor, whatever.... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Concord, CA Posts: 1,504 Blog Entries: 1	Falling off of the turnip truck will make a vegetable out of you. __________________ 99% Bonobo, 1% blessed

04-01-2006, 01:54 AM	#50 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	thats it thats it keep it coming...i love it...lol....