Straight T*qui* Night :)

I haven't heard this song in ages, so I thought I would poke fun at it instead!!!

John “Semi-Mole Wind” Anderson’s

Straight Taquito Night


If you really want to know
she comes here a lot
she just loves to hear the music and dance
A19 is her favorite sing-a-long
if you play it you might have her in a trance
tonight she's only tippin' the swine
she's friendly, and fun lovin'
most of the time

but don't ask her on a straight taquito night
she'll start thinkin' about chiltepin, and she's ready to bite
blames her broken dishes on every man in sight
on a straight taquito night

here's a glass of water, some quarters and change
maybe you can turn her chili peppers around
then she won't need the Smith & Wesson 9 anymore
to shoot that old jalapeño down
just remember her plate’s on the mend
so if you ever come back to see her again

but don't ask her on a straight taquito night
she'll start thinkin' about chiltepin, and she's ready to bite
blames her broken dishes on every man in sight
on a straight taquito night…
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Sincere apologies and thanks to K. Robbins & D. Hupp (BMI/ASCAP) who wrote the original song, "Straight Tequilla Night". © BNA Entertainment, 1992.

THIS IS ONLY A PARODY. Please don’t sue me.

[OVERIT]

Yee Haw

¿Yo Quiero Taco Bell?
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.ROFL!!!

[OVERIT]

Si, Senor~~~~