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Cap3 · 03-20-2006, 06:20 AM

A little old lady answered a knock on her door,only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacum cleaner.
Good morning said this young man.If i could take a couple of minutes of your time,i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacum cleaners.
Go away,said the elderly lady.I haven't got any money and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash,the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
Don't be too hasty,he said.Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that,he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her carpet.
If this vacum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet,madam,i will personally eat the remainder.
The elderly lady stepped back and said,
Well i hope you've got a damned good appetite.
Because ,
They cut off my electricity this morning.

2stop · 03-20-2006, 06:26 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Purrdy · 03-20-2006, 07:43 AM

dont make me laugh it hurts!

**best** · 03-20-2006, 07:47 AM

*LOL*

and the google add system placed an add for a vacuum in the middle of the thread.

**margo** · 03-20-2006, 08:02 AM

Thanks for the first laugh of the day!

my brother · 03-20-2006, 09:35 AM

Hehehe....i love it x

03-20-2006, 06:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cap3 Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 732	Joke,The Carpet Cleaner. A little old lady answered a knock on her door,only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacum cleaner. Good morning said this young man.If i could take a couple of minutes of your time,i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacum cleaners. Go away,said the elderly lady.I haven't got any money and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash,the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. Don't be too hasty,he said.Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.And with that,he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her carpet. If this vacum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet,madam,i will personally eat the remainder. The elderly lady stepped back and said, Well i hope you've got a damned good appetite. Because , They cut off my electricity this morning.

03-20-2006, 06:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
2stop ~Author of My Life~ Join Date: May 2003 Location: Doing what I thought I couldn't.... Posts: 4,666	LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Many Hugs and Hope too, Tammie "Think of all the beauty still left around you and BE HAPPY." ~Anne Frank~ "Things do not change, WE change." ~Henry David Thoreau~

03-20-2006, 07:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
best Don't get undies in a bunch Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: South Shore MA Posts: 7,184	LOL and the google add system placed an add for a vacuum in the middle of the thread. __________________ * I asked God to spare me pain. God said "No", Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me. Recovery Related Acronym B. E. S. T. = Been Enjoying Sobriety Today?

03-20-2006, 08:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
margo Forum Leader Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia Posts: 1,747	Thanks for the first laugh of the day! __________________ Sometimes I go about in pity for myself, and all the while a great wind is bearing me across the sky. ~Ojibwe saying~

03-20-2006, 09:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
my brother Lucie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: London, England Posts: 459	Hehehe....i love it x __________________ Friends are not only together when they are side-by-side, even one who is far away is still in our thoughts...Beethoven

03-20-2006, 07:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Purrdy Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salisbury Wiltshire Posts: 1,903	dont make me laugh it hurts!

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