Now You All Know I Love Cats, But...........

[cwohio]

while scanning the net for some pictures, i came across this site. they are totally serious - this is not joke!

hmmmm....i wonder if the cat springs for a candlelight dinner?






http://www.monpa.com/dwc/index.html

[OneLady]

Now that is too wild!!!

[Purrdy]

Cwohio is that YOU on the left? lol.....

[namommy]

OK! Beam up scotty, there is no intelligent life there.

[cwohio]

yeah purrdy - that be me! LOL

[equus]

I love interacting closely with animals. My dog Jessy LOVES having her bottom smacked - in fun and it makes her go all silly while we play chase. Jack likes to jump into my arms (thank god Jess doesn't she weighs 30 kilo!!).

I used to work horses loose from the ground and that often felt like a dance, especially the close work where I would teach them to move away from my hands, touching their quarters to ask them to move their back end or their chest to ask for reverse.

BUT I've never felt the need to where a frilly frock and join a class!!! What next? Synchronised swimming???

[Done-With-It]

"I found that my cat was completely unresponsive to my overtures until I turned off the refrigerator There was obviously some kind of electrical field interference created by its motor that got in the way of my vibratory connection with Tiger. I bought a new refrigerator but I had to send it back because the same problem occurred. I tried out two more before I found one that doesn't affect Tiger. We now have a much closer relationship and are much nearer to being able to energize through the dance. The thing with the refrigerators certainly made me wonder about how all our electrical appliances and how they affect us!"
Vicki Greenwood, Los Angles.

Now why on earth would you think to go turn off your fridge cause your cat wasn't dancing with you.

omg, hysterical!!!! I don't even know what to think about some of these posts of theirs.

I love my animals more than life, and I've even taken a yoga class with my dog. But, I'd never buy different fridges in order to get my cat to dance with me........

lmao, where on earth did you find this site!!!!!

[Done-With-It]

http://www.monpa.com/wcp/fakes.html

Are you faking it?

[Aa_vark]

>>This from the site...

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What can I expect from a cat dancing class?

Classes usually start with stretching and warm-up exercises that have a strong emphasis on breath and alignment. After this they'll move on to pre-dance energy aligning exercises (see FAQs) like remote stroking, mirroring and visualization. These are followed by dances where participants, using their stuffed cats, are shown the various techniques of holding cats while dancing as a first stage to dancing independently with the real thing. This will include shoulder dancing, chukra aligning dance, remote stroking dance, prone dancing, leg rubbing moves, and the basic cat step.

Even though you'll be going home and practicing these techniques with your cat alone, dance studios usually encourage some group choreography during instruction as a way of building a group energy and consciousness that helps students feel a valuable part of a universal movement. And, while group work is the only practical way of handling large numbers of people wanting to dance with their cats, you should nevertheless expect your dance tutor to allow time for individual tuition especially with the energy aligning exercises. Also, you should make sure you let your tutor knows the size of your dance space at home, so that the later, more advanced choreographed works you will be taught to develop, will be tailored to your space requirements

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take the class!!!!!

that's hilarious!

[indigo]

That was a hoot thanks for making my day! This one really slew me ROFLMAO

[cwohio]

where you get that picture of me dancing indie? LOL

tonight i try the samba!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZBxdm197YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_21_9v.gif' alt='Samba' border=0></a>

[equus]

I'm wondering if a trampoline is involved somewhere???

LOL!!! My "Pandy" cat used to do floor exercises with me.

[Done-With-It]

My cat hates me now. He says dancing sucks. I think I will buy and replace my fridge tonight. Do you think what would work? Maybe I'll be pro-active and replace my microwave and dishwasher also. You know just in case. One can never be too careful when cat dancing.

[cwohio]

go for it done - you wanted to redecorate anyway right? LOL

[cwohio]

ok my cat didn't like the samba - wants to go out to a rave instead........

[Done-With-It]

Originally Posted by Done-With-It

My cat hates me now. He says dancing sucks. I think I will buy and replace my fridge tonight. Do you think what would work? Maybe I'll be pro-active and replace my microwave and dishwasher also. You know just in case. One can never be too careful when cat dancing.

Oh great........ Now that I finally found the right fridge that my cat will dance too, My dog doesn't like it....

Shall I just get rid of them all? Or maybe paint them pink.

Pink solves everything!

[Purrdy]

hey I just LOVE it cwohio!

Where have you been???

Napping again?

[Done-With-It]

That picture is sooo my cat!!!!!

[Purrdy]

This is more like mine done!!!! (good to see you!)