Rubbish Sobriety

[Five]

Bull Shi t Recovery:

1. Get into fights, let off steam by beating up idiots.

2. Carry a huge canine around shopping with you.

3. Pray to the devil.

4. Try and get groovy with your sister .

5. Go to an AA meetings and do a crap in the corner.

6. Go to a pschiatrist and tell him your love him and want his children.

7. On a first date eat a tin of dog food, to scare her off, do it because you hate yourself and its a form of self harm to humiliate yourself.

8. Find a good mental health manual and do the opposite of EVERYTHING in it.

9. Go into your bosses office and sing, in a really gay voice, "Dancing Queen".

Sorry guys just musing, bored at work.

What inspired this? In my early days, me and a very close pal of mine used to sit and say: "imagine saying this in a meeting..."

Would be like, my names James and I am an alcoholic; today has been great, I feel strong, I feel calm...and then I tried to blow up my own face." Everyone would think: "he's not well".

I am such a child.

[Five]

Apologies in advanced. If I am bored my "sense of humour" gets a little dark.

[Autumn]

Originally Posted by Five

Bull Shi t Recovery:

5. Go to an AA meetings and do a crap in the corner.

???

What inspired this? In my early days, me and a very close pal of mine used to sit and say: "imagine saying this in a meeting..."

I've been doing a lot of that myself these days....

what a loser outcast, lol.



Tosh!

[equus]

Originally Posted by Five

Bull Shi t Recovery:

1. Get into fights, let off steam by beating up idiots.

2. Carry a huge canine around shopping with you.

3. Pray to the devil.

4. Try and get groovy with your sister .

5. Go to an AA meetings and do a crap in the corner.

6. Go to a pschiatrist and tell him your love him and want his children.

7. On a first date eat a tin of dog food, to scare her off, do it because you hate yourself and its a form of self harm to humiliate yourself.

8. Find a good mental health manual and do the opposite of EVERYTHING in it.

9. Go into your bosses office and sing, in a really gay voice, "Dancing Queen".

Sorry guys just musing, bored at work.

What inspired this? In my early days, me and a very close pal of mine used to sit and say: "imagine saying this in a meeting..."

Would be like, my names James and I am an alcoholic; today has been great, I feel strong, I feel calm...and then I tried to blow up my own face." Everyone would think: "he's not well".

I am such a child.

Sounds like the average material for a classic Musical!!

I've always fancied seeing a spoof musical where it's the animal that burst into irrational song - for some reason especially sheep.....

[Five]

Originally Posted by equus

Sounds like the average material for a classic Musical!!

I've always fancied seeing a spoof musical where it's the animal that burst into irrational song - for some reason especially sheep.....

Irrational song lol.

Musicals are s hit .

[equus]

Except for Lagaan. WATCH LAGAAN!!

It's in a class all of it's own and NOT a snobby film critique's choice - just mental and strangely absorbing.

[Five]

will look after it.

Saw band of brothers the other month.

It was s hit.