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Dan · 01-09-2006, 07:02 AM

You decide you're going to take a travel mug full of coffee when you drive your mate to work. You fill it up with the morning brew, verify that it is made of metal before you put it in the microwave to hotten it up

And then, you put the handy dribble proof plastic lid on it before nuking the puppy for a minute twenty five.

Plastic has a flash point, folks

Hopefloats · 01-09-2006, 04:04 PM

I swear, I experience at least one just for fun moment each day. Still trying to figure it out.
I appreciate this real life tip...trust me. It could happen in my life..

Hope

CAPTAINZING2000 · 01-09-2006, 04:20 PM

I love lab experiments as well.

I'm better off with out a nuke machine. I tend to go off and leave a burnt mess in the micro wave

**Phinneas** · 01-09-2006, 04:20 PM

OK, so Martha I ain't. I tend to avoid the kitchen 'cause I am hopeless in there. I used to cut myself by opening cans of tuna on a regular basis. Now I have to use "Phinny-safe" tuna - the kind in the foil pouches.

So, a couple of weeks ago I was making treats to use for training my dog. The obediance school teached suggested that I cut up a hot dog and then microwave the h3ll out of it and then use that for the treats. Great! So I cut up the hot dog into tiny pieces and then put it on a folded paper towel and pop it in the microwave. A bit later I look over and see FLAMES shooting up in the microwave! Eeeeeeeeep! The hot dog juices on the paper towel had caught on fire.

Nothing is safe for me anymore 'cept the phone number for pizza to be delivered.

PlanoTexican · 01-09-2006, 04:24 PM

Smile.

01-09-2006, 07:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dan Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,753	Just for fun... You decide you're going to take a travel mug full of coffee when you drive your mate to work. You fill it up with the morning brew, verify that it is made of metal before you put it in the microwave to hotten it up And then, you put the handy dribble proof plastic lid on it before nuking the puppy for a minute twenty five. Plastic has a flash point, folks

01-09-2006, 04:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
CAPTAINZING2000 ZING Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: ILLINOIS Posts: 5,572	I love lab experiments as well. I'm better off with out a nuke machine. I tend to go off and leave a burnt mess in the micro wave __________________ LIFE IS GOD'S GIFT TO YOU WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR LIFE IS YOUR GIFT TO GOD

01-09-2006, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Phinneas Forum Leader Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: fumbling towards ecstasy Posts: 2,597	OK, so Martha I ain't. I tend to avoid the kitchen 'cause I am hopeless in there. I used to cut myself by opening cans of tuna on a regular basis. Now I have to use "Phinny-safe" tuna - the kind in the foil pouches. So, a couple of weeks ago I was making treats to use for training my dog. The obediance school teached suggested that I cut up a hot dog and then microwave the h3ll out of it and then use that for the treats. Great! So I cut up the hot dog into tiny pieces and then put it on a folded paper towel and pop it in the microwave. A bit later I look over and see FLAMES shooting up in the microwave! Eeeeeeeeep! The hot dog juices on the paper towel had caught on fire. Nothing is safe for me anymore 'cept the phone number for pizza to be delivered. __________________ “The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.” ~Marianne Williamson

01-09-2006, 04:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
PlanoTexican Support our Troops. Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Republic Of Texas Posts: 453	Smile. __________________ Doing the right thing, when no one else is looking. -Bob Hook 'em 'Horns

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01-09-2006, 04:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hopefloats Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: With Good Spirit Posts: 395	I swear, I experience at least one just for fun moment each day. Still trying to figure it out. I appreciate this real life tip...trust me. It could happen in my life.. Hope

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