Blond Moments.............................

[GoldenGutters]

For true blonds, peroxides with their black roots, and wanna-be's....we've all had our moments, so fess up.....



One of my more memorable ones (which I posted on another thread) was having to be at work at 8:00am, waking up at 10:00pm thinking I was two hours late and getting all the way to work before I realized it was pitch black out.


I KNOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Done_With_It]

Or could it be the day I showed up to work as "CHER" and was a friggin WEEK EARLY FOR HALLOWEEN!!

WHO KNEW.....

Too far to go home, had to stay there took off the wig, and looked like a freak all day. had spray paint stuff, (black) in my hair, i kept getting my hands in it then touching my face, and then putting more concealer on to hide the black paint.

The regional manager and buyer "POPPED" in that day, and took my managers to the back, because they thought the black marks on my face were BRUISES....
and they thought i was being BEAT...

good grief gypies, tramps, and thieves.

[indigo]

Well I was born blonde, but anyone old enough to remember Barbra Steisand's "FRIZZY" ??? look, I thought it was great went to have mine done the same clutching sacred photo and came out like Phylis Diller (sp) never did live that one down...and if I ever find out who took the photo and still passes around......they better be afraid, even more than when they saw me with my "new look"

indie
PS: and NO I have no copies to post on recovery follies....I did'nt drink in those days!!! LOL

[cece1960]

Years ago I worked at a bank and an elderly lady came in with her son to access her recently deceased husband's safety deposit box (tissues, tears etc.)
I asked her who the EXecutor was.
(the girl behind me had to crawl under her desk to keep from being seen laughing.)

[Done_With_It]

LOL!!!!!!! THE "EXECUTOR" THAT IS SOOO SOMETHING I WOULD SAY AND NOT KNOW IT WAS NOT THE RIGHT THING TO SAY!! LOL THAT'S HILARIOUS IS A BAD WAY!

That reminded me of when my grandpa was dying,
I was much younger, mind you, ;-) but he was dying young, from cancer and it was horrible!
I wasn't prepared for any of this, the way he looked etc... It was a hard time.
So we used to just go hang out in his hospital room
all day waiting for him to go.......
He had a huge room cause my grandma worked at the hospital.
So people would just come and hang out, talk, eat, read the newspaper, etc... Right......

So I'm just sitting there listening half way to them talk when they did, and my grandma says

Oh would you look at that! As she is reading the paper, so and so (the midwife) has delivered *(1000+) babies, (don't remember how many exactly)

I was like

OH
MY
GOD!

HOW MANY HUSBANDS DID SHE HAVE!!!!!!

THEY ALL JUST STOPPED AND LOOKED AT ME

I WAS LIKE WHAT!

I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE HAVING ONE KID LET ALONE
THAT MANY, SHE MUSTA BEEN IN PAIN MOST OF HER LIFE!



My grandma has called me her little tweety bird since then

Hey you mom's with young ones, teach them what
mid wives do.
lol
They never taught that chapter in school!

[PlanoTexican]

Smile.

[Butterfly Kisses]

What do mid-wifes do?!?!

[Done_With_It]

Lmao~~~~~ Oh You Just Made Me Feel So Much Better!!!!!

[princess9282001]

My funniest blonde moment is the day I told a customer "I didn't wanna screw." I worked in a grocery store as a cashier. I had an older gentlemen come thorugh my line. He opened his hand to hand me change and there was a screw in his change. I handed it back to him and replied "I dont wannna screw." I said it loud enough that several people heard me. He just laughed and replied, "you better be careful people might think that I want to wrestle you." At the time I was red, but now that I think about it it is hilarous. All that I know could never look him in the face after that. He was a regular customer and came in several times a week.

[Done_With_It]

LMAO! A screw hu.... that is FUNNY!