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04-17-2008, 11:41 AM
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If I were to watch it for hours, I would be put into a padded cell...
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04-29-2008, 05:03 PM
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OMG....I just saw this and, frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself, windysan! -- We are here to encourage/help/support people in their recovery and "That Woman" is enough to make anyone drink or drug (probably both simultaneously!!!)....In fact, I'm not even an A (Al Anoner) and looking at her makes me want to drink!!!!! freya P.S....and I'll up you one: A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move." "Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office... He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
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05-02-2008, 03:16 PM
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore are in an airplane and the airplane crashes. They all go up to heaven and find themselves before God, Who's sitting on His great white throne. God addresses Al first: "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die." God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can appreciate that. Come and sit at my left." God then addresses Bill: "Bill, what do you believe in?" Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a second and says, "That sounds real good. Come and sit at my right." God then turns to Hillary: "Hillary, what do you believe in?" "I believe you're in my chair."
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