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WLDKATZ · 03-11-2008, 08:56 PM

Top 10 Signs That Your Life May Suck ( I couldn't quit laughing when I read it........lol)

10. The Life Time Channel does a movie of the week about you and airs it right between a special about spousal abuse and Retardation, Rape & Incest

9. Homeless people offer you change and the use of their cart

8. The dog refuses to hump your leg without a note from your physician and the involvement of a strong alcoholic beverage

7. Aliens won't abduct you

6. Sally Struthers offers you a starring role in one of her commercials that starts off, "For the price of a cup of coffee "

5. Make-A-Wish Kids send you "Keep Your Head Up" cards for inspiration

4. Award winning motivational speakers turn to a life of crime after speaking with you

3. Death Row inmates would rather be anally violated by a racehorse while being beheaded than to trade places with you

2. The Grim Reaper considers the acquisition of your soul - "Risky"

1. Men - Your right hand refuses to have sex with you citing a severe headache and
Ladies - After one encounter your vibrator never calls you back again and joins Job Corp

WLDKATZ · 03-11-2008, 10:15 PM

Number 2 Is Just Wrong!!!!!

03-11-2008, 08:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 3,394	ok ok so everyone knows how I am it is for laughs so quit screaming! Top 10 Signs That Your Life May Suck ( I couldn't quit laughing when I read it........lol) 10. The Life Time Channel does a movie of the week about you and airs it right between a special about spousal abuse and Retardation, Rape & Incest 9. Homeless people offer you change and the use of their cart 8. The dog refuses to hump your leg without a note from your physician and the involvement of a strong alcoholic beverage 7. Aliens won't abduct you 6. Sally Struthers offers you a starring role in one of her commercials that starts off, "For the price of a cup of coffee " 5. Make-A-Wish Kids send you "Keep Your Head Up" cards for inspiration 4. Award winning motivational speakers turn to a life of crime after speaking with you 3. Death Row inmates would rather be anally violated by a racehorse while being beheaded than to trade places with you 2. The Grim Reaper considers the acquisition of your soul - "Risky" 1. Men - Your right hand refuses to have sex with you citing a severe headache and Ladies - After one encounter your vibrator never calls you back again and joins Job Corp __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

03-11-2008, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
WLDKATZ Hell on Wheels Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Flint MI Posts: 3,394	Number 2 Is Just Wrong!!!!! __________________ Good Better best never let it rest until you kick the dog shi! out of the looser!!!!!!!!!

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