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| Lick an entire toilet clean at a rest stop. You don't get to choose the toilet. | | 1 | 4.00% |
| Refrain from bathing for a year | | 1 | 4.00% |
| Wear a bear suit for a year. Everywhere. Even in bed. | | 4 | 16.00% |
| Stop speaking for a year. | | 11 | 44.00% |
| Reading this poll was a waste of my time. | | 2 | 8.00% |
| None of these. | | 8 | 32.00% |
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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well in the past i have done as little as possible for a crap ton of money...im hoping after working the steps to not want another crap ton of money lol
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Stop speaking for a year would be the easiest for me. I have lots of experience of not listening for many years...so not speaking seems like a sinch. Show me the money.
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What is a crap ton of money?
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Well, yeah, I know that. But what do you consider a crap ton of money?
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| I wanna know that too. And exactly what is a smacker?
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| Watch out...it'll fool ya! | Whatever you want it to be.
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I wouldn't, either. I might do it for a million. But 50,000....wow, I'd love to have that right now. I could get a car and take care of some other things.
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I might try the no talking for a year for a million. What with internet and texting abilities, it's possible. Reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode. This guy was so annoying to all the old members of the Country Club. So, one old coot offered the guy a million dollars if he could go for one year without speaking. He had to stay in this enclosed area with microphones so his progress could be watched. He did it and after a year, he was let out of the enclosure. Turns out, the old coot who made the bet didn't have the money. The other guy was a bit disconcerted and pretty much SOL since it turns out, he'd had his vocal chords removed in order to win the bet. I love Twilight Zone.
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Sooo.... No one wants to lick a toilet? You don't have to do it for a year...it's a one time only deal. You can take your earnings and go to the hospital for treatment for any diseases. Assuming you survive, you'll probably have enough left over to enjoy.
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Alright! Someone wants to lick a toilet! Whoever it is, shout it out loud and be proud! (I didn't make this a public poll).
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nah. I don't need $50 thou that bad D
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| Watch out...it'll fool ya! | One million! 50 thousand wouldn't be enough...but I'd love to have that amount of money right now (after taxes, of course). Shoot, I wouldn't know what to do with a million.
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I know I'm not the hypothetical toilet licker...I haven't voted yet. I want to know who it is!
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Unfortunately..I have done alot worse for alot less money. So licking a toilet would be cake. I didnt vote either by the way. So I am not officially a toilet licker.
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I would probably lick the toilet. It's the quickest by far.
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I'd wear the bear suit for free, it's bloody cold in Oz right now. Plus I'd get lots of hugs.
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Eat my hand. No, wait...wait a minute, I wouldn't.
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