What would you do for a crap ton of money? - SoberRecovery : Alcoholism Drug Addiction Help and Information

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 02:45 PM

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adore79 · 08-05-2009, 02:47 PM

I think it would take less time to say what wouldnt I do.

yeahgr8 · 08-05-2009, 03:02 PM

well in the past i have done as little as possible for a crap ton of money...im hoping after working the steps to not want another crap ton of money lol

Zencat · 08-05-2009, 03:13 PM

Stop speaking for a year would be the easiest for me. I have lots of experience of not listening for many years...so not speaking seems like a sinch.

Show me the money.

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zencat

Show me the money.

If only I had it to give...sadly, I don't.

Any rich SRers want to make this thing real? j/k

suki44883 · 08-05-2009, 04:50 PM

What is a crap ton of money?

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by suki44883

What is a crap ton of money?

A lot.

crap ton = sh!t ton

suki44883 · 08-05-2009, 05:17 PM

Well, yeah, I know that. But what do you consider a crap ton of money?

**Astro** · 08-05-2009, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by suki44883

What is a crap ton of money?

I wanna know that too. And exactly what is a smacker?

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by suki44883

Well, yeah, I know that. But what do you consider a crap ton of money?

Uh...right now I'd consider 50,000 American dollars to be a crap ton.

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Astro

I wanna know that too. And exactly what is a smacker?

Whatever you want it to be.

suki44883 · 08-05-2009, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bamboozle

Uh...right now I'd consider 50,000 American dollars to be a crap ton.

Nah...that's not crap ton enough for me to do any of that stuff in your list.

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by suki44883

Nah...that's not crap ton enough for me to do any of that stuff in your list.

I wouldn't, either. I might do it for a million.

But 50,000....wow, I'd love to have that right now. I could get a car and take care of some other things.

suki44883 · 08-05-2009, 06:48 PM

I might try the no talking for a year for a million. What with internet and texting abilities, it's possible.

Reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode. This guy was so annoying to all the old members of the Country Club. So, one old coot offered the guy a million dollars if he could go for one year without speaking. He had to stay in this enclosed area with microphones so his progress could be watched. He did it and after a year, he was let out of the enclosure. Turns out, the old coot who made the bet didn't have the money. The other guy was a bit disconcerted and pretty much SOL since it turns out, he'd had his vocal chords removed in order to win the bet.

I love Twilight Zone.

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 06:51 PM

That's awesome.

Bamboozle · 08-05-2009, 06:54 PM

Sooo....

No one wants to lick a toilet? You don't have to do it for a year...it's a one time only deal. You can take your earnings and go to the hospital for treatment for any diseases. Assuming you survive, you'll probably have enough left over to enjoy.

suki44883 · 08-05-2009, 07:03 PM

Bamboozle · 08-07-2009, 12:40 AM

Alright! Someone wants to lick a toilet! Whoever it is, shout it out loud and be proud!

(I didn't make this a public poll).

**Dee74** · 08-07-2009, 01:36 AM

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(I didn't make this a public poll).

oh well in *that* case....

nah.

I don't need $50 thou that bad

D

Bamboozle · 08-07-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dee74

oh well in *that* case....

nah.

I don't need $50 thou that bad

D

One million!

50 thousand wouldn't be enough...but I'd love to have that amount of money right now (after taxes, of course). Shoot, I wouldn't know what to do with a million.

Bamboozle · 08-07-2009, 08:18 AM

I know I'm not the hypothetical toilet licker...I haven't voted yet.

I want to know who it is!

Aysha · 08-07-2009, 09:11 PM

Unfortunately..I have done alot worse for alot less money.
So licking a toilet would be cake.

I didnt vote either by the way. So I am not officially a toilet licker.

TooMuchRum · 08-08-2009, 12:09 AM

I would probably lick the toilet. It's the quickest by far.

Faerie · 08-08-2009, 12:42 AM

I'd wear the bear suit for free, it's bloody cold in Oz right now.

Plus I'd get lots of hugs.

Sweets79 · 08-09-2009, 05:02 PM

Eat my hand.

No, wait...wait a minute, I wouldn't.

View Poll Results: What would you do for a million smackers?
Lick an entire toilet clean at a rest stop. You don't get to choose the toilet.	1	4.00%
Refrain from bathing for a year	1	4.00%
Wear a bear suit for a year. Everywhere. Even in bed.	4	16.00%
Stop speaking for a year.	11	44.00%
Reading this poll was a waste of my time.	2	8.00%
None of these.	8	32.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

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suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,092	What is a crap ton of money? __________________ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell - So oftentimes it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - The Eagles

08-05-2009, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,092	Well, yeah, I know that. But what do you consider a crap ton of money? __________________ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell - So oftentimes it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - The Eagles

08-05-2009, 02:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
adore79 Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: WA, USA Posts: 2,573 Blog Entries: 45	I think it would take less time to say what wouldnt I do.

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yeahgr8 Member Pacman Turbo Champion! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: UK Posts: 3,950 Blog Entries: 8	well in the past i have done as little as possible for a crap ton of money...im hoping after working the steps to not want another crap ton of money lol

08-05-2009, 06:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,092	I might try the no talking for a year for a million. What with internet and texting abilities, it's possible. Reminds me of an old Twilight Zone episode. This guy was so annoying to all the old members of the Country Club. So, one old coot offered the guy a million dollars if he could go for one year without speaking. He had to stay in this enclosed area with microphones so his progress could be watched. He did it and after a year, he was let out of the enclosure. Turns out, the old coot who made the bet didn't have the money. The other guy was a bit disconcerted and pretty much SOL since it turns out, he'd had his vocal chords removed in order to win the bet. I love Twilight Zone. __________________ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell - So oftentimes it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - The Eagles

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Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	That's awesome. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

08-05-2009, 06:54 PM	#16 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Sooo.... No one wants to lick a toilet? You don't have to do it for a year...it's a one time only deal. You can take your earnings and go to the hospital for treatment for any diseases. Assuming you survive, you'll probably have enough left over to enjoy. __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

08-05-2009, 07:03 PM	#17 (permalink)
suki44883 Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Somewhere Out There Posts: 9,092	__________________ We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words. - Anna Sewell - So oftentimes it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - The Eagles

08-07-2009, 12:40 AM	#18 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	Alright! Someone wants to lick a toilet! Whoever it is, shout it out loud and be proud! (I didn't make this a public poll). __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

08-07-2009, 08:18 AM	#21 (permalink)
Bamboozle I got nothin' Duck Hunt 2 Champion! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: My house. Posts: 4,776 Blog Entries: 14	I know I'm not the hypothetical toilet licker...I haven't voted yet. I want to know who it is! __________________ A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

08-07-2009, 09:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
Aysha Looking For Myself...Sober Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Where the heart is Posts: 10,087 Blog Entries: 26	Unfortunately..I have done alot worse for alot less money. So licking a toilet would be cake. I didnt vote either by the way. So I am not officially a toilet licker. __________________ Dont just count your days...Make your days count! It may not get easier, But it will get better.

08-08-2009, 12:09 AM	#23 (permalink)
TooMuchRum Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 66	I would probably lick the toilet. It's the quickest by far.

08-08-2009, 12:42 AM	#24 (permalink)
Faerie Faerie Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: South Australia Posts: 396	I'd wear the bear suit for free, it's bloody cold in Oz right now. Plus I'd get lots of hugs. __________________ The Faerie with Torn Wings

08-09-2009, 05:02 PM	#25 (permalink)
Sweets79 To thine own self be true Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New York Posts: 756	Eat my hand. No, wait...wait a minute, I wouldn't. __________________ "The man said 'why do you think you here' I said 'I got no idea I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my baby so I always keep a bottle near..."

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