Sobriety Limericks Part 8
Sobriety Limericks Part 8
last part here where the words were writ:
http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...rt-7-a-20.html
Join us all now for this bit
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http://www.soberrecovery.com/forums/...rt-7-a-20.html
Join us all now for this bit
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Hope " Give it my best to be the best I can be"
You can't do better than to continue living that ethos love.
Courage, I hadn't heard that one. I love doggerel, and hate how some folk snobbish ly dismiss it. It is a talent in it's own right.
You can't do better than to continue living that ethos love.
Courage, I hadn't heard that one. I love doggerel, and hate how some folk snobbish ly dismiss it. It is a talent in it's own right.
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
i'm practicing non-attachment
i'm trying not to care
i haven't even showered
or changed my underwear
i'm practicing compassion
even for the jerks
i guess that would include myself
hey, whatever works
i'm putting up and shutting up
just tell me what to do
my opinions count for nothing
about what when why how or who
i promise not to boss you
i'm surrendering the lead
i'll follow you off your self-righteous cliff
no warnings will i heed
you could say i had potential
but demoted to a pawn
continuous improvement
seems oh so frowned upon
but no you wouldn't listen
you wouldn't lend an ear
maybe you were threatened
perhaps it wasn't me but fear
we'll all go down together
and it won't be my fault
i was only obeying orders
you can carve that on my vault
i'm trying not to care
i haven't even showered
or changed my underwear
i'm practicing compassion
even for the jerks
i guess that would include myself
hey, whatever works
i'm putting up and shutting up
just tell me what to do
my opinions count for nothing
about what when why how or who
i promise not to boss you
i'm surrendering the lead
i'll follow you off your self-righteous cliff
no warnings will i heed
you could say i had potential
but demoted to a pawn
continuous improvement
seems oh so frowned upon
but no you wouldn't listen
you wouldn't lend an ear
maybe you were threatened
perhaps it wasn't me but fear
we'll all go down together
and it won't be my fault
i was only obeying orders
you can carve that on my vault
^^^
I can't find my focus
It's like I'm back to mocus
Except I've got these urges
To go on zany splurges
Not with online spending
Nor even drunks un-ending
But take a train to Cali
Or get lost in a dark alley
And find me a tall someone
A bad one or a fun one.
A tripping I would go.
But I must not do so.
So breathe, and breathe slow.
I can't find my focus
It's like I'm back to mocus
Except I've got these urges
To go on zany splurges
Not with online spending
Nor even drunks un-ending
But take a train to Cali
Or get lost in a dark alley
And find me a tall someone
A bad one or a fun one.
A tripping I would go.
But I must not do so.
So breathe, and breathe slow.
I've got so much to do
And days to do it in- I only have a few
I'm so busy
I feel a bit dizzy
I sleep exhausted every night
And wake up no end in sight
Stress and worry enter my mind
It's hard to remember- 'One day at a time'
And days to do it in- I only have a few
I'm so busy
I feel a bit dizzy
I sleep exhausted every night
And wake up no end in sight
Stress and worry enter my mind
It's hard to remember- 'One day at a time'
waking down
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 4,641
i'm practicing non-attachment
i'm trying not to care
i haven't even showered
or changed my underwear
i'm practicing compassion
even for the jerks
i guess that would include myself
hey, whatever works
i'm putting up and shutting up
just tell me what to do
my opinions count for nothing
about what when why how or who
i promise not to boss you
i'm surrendering the lead
i'll follow you off your self-righteous cliff
no warnings will i heed
you could say i had potential
but demoted to a pawn
continuous improvement
seems oh so frowned upon
but no you wouldn't listen
you wouldn't lend an ear
maybe you were threatened
perhaps it wasn't me but fear
we'll all go down together
and it won't be my fault
i was only obeying orders
you can carve that on my vault
i'm trying not to care
i haven't even showered
or changed my underwear
i'm practicing compassion
even for the jerks
i guess that would include myself
hey, whatever works
i'm putting up and shutting up
just tell me what to do
my opinions count for nothing
about what when why how or who
i promise not to boss you
i'm surrendering the lead
i'll follow you off your self-righteous cliff
no warnings will i heed
you could say i had potential
but demoted to a pawn
continuous improvement
seems oh so frowned upon
but no you wouldn't listen
you wouldn't lend an ear
maybe you were threatened
perhaps it wasn't me but fear
we'll all go down together
and it won't be my fault
i was only obeying orders
you can carve that on my vault
i drank cuz i felt stuck
my job made me say yuck
they treated me like
so i'm asking...
wish me luck
Zero I wish you luck,
blessings from heaven wherever it is,
grace that surpasseth understanding,
that Dame Fortune smiles on you,
and you catch the evil eye winking,
a winning roll of the dice
and everything nice.
blessings from heaven wherever it is,
grace that surpasseth understanding,
that Dame Fortune smiles on you,
and you catch the evil eye winking,
a winning roll of the dice
and everything nice.
Hi everyone! About halfway done seeding, another 10 or 12 days to go then I can come back and get caught up! Just a little poem that came to me as I was seeding today...
Ten days of seeding has gone by
And I miss my friends on here
The stories, trials, and tribulations
But I sure don't miss my beer
No more mornings fuzzy headed
When we're filling up the cart
With fertilizer and the seed
Trying to get an early start
The noise of the equipment
Didn't help my pounding head
I just wanted to get finished
So I could crawl back in my bed
The boss says he is quite impressed
He sees a whole new me
Giving up the beer and whiskey
Has finally set me free
I just wish I'd done it sooner
All those years of wasted life
Finding comfort in a bottle
Not the arms of my darling wife
And now I wake up in the morning
Looking forward to my day
Fifteen hours on the tractor
But this year I'm worth my pay
And so my friends here on SR
You've had some quiet time
But I hope you've missed this old cowboy
My writings and my rhyme
It won't be long and I'll be back
And fill you with my words
You'll pray that harvest time comes quick
So that less of me is heard!
Ten days of seeding has gone by
And I miss my friends on here
The stories, trials, and tribulations
But I sure don't miss my beer
No more mornings fuzzy headed
When we're filling up the cart
With fertilizer and the seed
Trying to get an early start
The noise of the equipment
Didn't help my pounding head
I just wanted to get finished
So I could crawl back in my bed
The boss says he is quite impressed
He sees a whole new me
Giving up the beer and whiskey
Has finally set me free
I just wish I'd done it sooner
All those years of wasted life
Finding comfort in a bottle
Not the arms of my darling wife
And now I wake up in the morning
Looking forward to my day
Fifteen hours on the tractor
But this year I'm worth my pay
And so my friends here on SR
You've had some quiet time
But I hope you've missed this old cowboy
My writings and my rhyme
It won't be long and I'll be back
And fill you with my words
You'll pray that harvest time comes quick
So that less of me is heard!
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