Morning Glory..You gotta read this!!

[SkyIsFalling42]

Sober Recovery Boards News


Article By William H. Brown



As Cigarrette prices continue to rise, some local citizens are fighting back. Morning Glory and Jeremy Randolph, residents of Sober Recovery Boards, aren't going to stand around and watch their hard earned money be taken away by cigarette taxes and high prices. and a group of friends, relatives and fellow Sober Recovery Boards residents have teamed up to fight back against tobacco companies. "Why pay hard earned money for a new pack of cigarettes, when you can find perfectly good, used butts, in ash trays all over town?" Said Tom Schmitt, the spokesperson for the group. Although stealing cigarette butts from ash trays around town is not without its difficulties. They've already been termed "The Butt Thiefs" by local shop owners and have been chased away from businesses and given numerous fines. "We're not going to stop "stealing" cigarettes. It's saving us hundreds of dollars a year. And in some cases, it's saving people hundreds of dollars a month. I don't see what the big deal is. People threw those butts away, and I feel that if something's been thrown away, then if someone else wants it, they can have it." Said . The local police department has given them several warnings already, stating that smoking these used butts is very unsanitary and aids in the spreading of disease. later commented, "So what if my lips fall off or something like that... I'm not hurting anyone else and I'm saving a ton of money in the process." To date, neither nor anyone else in the group has been arrested for stealing cigarette butts, but all that could change if a new law is passed, which would make stealing cigarette butts from public ash trays a federal offense.

You're funny Sky. That sounds so real. :band

[SkyIsFalling42]

I found these ar Bored.com...thought they were too funny!! they have different ones and you can add the names, etc

I was just there a couple of days ago.

[SkyIsFalling42]

Its under something like send your friends practical jokes I like it there once in a while. There is a really funny bunch of pics on there "when animals go bad" its hilarious! they would not let me steal any of the pics they have pierced tongues and stuff with spiked hair!! its really funny!

I didn't look around too much. I think I got side tracked. Sounds like good stuff for the follies board.

Hope you're having a great day.

[SkyIsFalling42]

Oh..its kind of a blah day here. went and bought cigarettes a little bit ago and came back home to smoke them all Working on my DHS files-organizing. Cleaning out some for another yard sale. Staying off of the Helpless wagon and staying on the movement buggy. Writing you a book! Ladyofdreams came home today..made me very happy!!
Was feeling smothered by bf octopus, suckie tenacles...glad he went to work today!! Now maybe I can even miss him..a little.

Sure hope you are having a good day too!

[Jon]

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