Diary of a Mad Cow, Part XI: "Into the Mootrix"
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Genesis programming initiated. Assimilation of sober lifestyle inevitable. Resistance against ongoing success is futile. Better late than never summation now actionable and good to go. Metamorphosis now trending on event horizon. Even the longest journey has a beginning...
(((Cow)))
(((Cow)))
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Mission Control, this is Cow. All systems is go. I repeat, all systems is go. Initiating launch sequence at 20:59. ...Please, says my goodbyes to my Malbec, my MochaJava, my Zin, my Mexican Altura, my Peaberry, my Jamaican Blue Mountain, my Pinot Noir, my French Burgundy, my Kona ...oh hell, why not, even my Merlot. ...Tells them it was hell of a ride, but where I going, they not can follow... ...Okay, engines at full... ...Standing by for liftoff...
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Mission Control, this is Cow. ... This is Cow, over. ... ... Mission Control, as of 22:49 I reach escape velocity, but communications and guidance systems not responding. Repeat, is no communications or guidance systems. Life support operating. ... Mission Control, is you copy, over. ... ... Mission Control, at this time, Cow headed for parts unknown...
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Mission Control, come in... Is Cow, come in, over... ... Mission Control, as of 00:01, I has crash land onto foreign planet. Mission Control is you copy, over... ... Mission Control, at this time, I executing Sober Programming Protocol 21415Valentine and abandoning wreckage. Should you retrieves my messagings, please, send word on what happen to Quinn in Season 5 of Homeland.
Now, let see what out there.
Now, let see what out there.
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Happy VD Cowzer!
Your on board navigation will take some time to adjust. Months for sure maybe a year or 2. In the meantime it is imperative that you maintain contact with ground control. Several daily captains logs would be great. teehee As someone who has made it to the dark side of the moon and back nothing you see out there is real. It's were the demons lie and they are just memories now. Confront them and watch them fade.
...and the Cow jumped over the moon
Your on board navigation will take some time to adjust. Months for sure maybe a year or 2. In the meantime it is imperative that you maintain contact with ground control. Several daily captains logs would be great. teehee As someone who has made it to the dark side of the moon and back nothing you see out there is real. It's were the demons lie and they are just memories now. Confront them and watch them fade.
...and the Cow jumped over the moon
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Happy VD?! ouch, not sure but through the the static I think I heard a faint "Jesus god"
Major Cow, be advised the gimbals will be wonky, but it is mission critical that the retros not be fired on any liquid propellant , we've tried that and all attempts lead to mission abort.
Before you reach the Kieber Belt you will inserted into the Ertia region, attainment of in-Ertia status takes time, but is worth the wait, godspeed
Major Cow, be advised the gimbals will be wonky, but it is mission critical that the retros not be fired on any liquid propellant , we've tried that and all attempts lead to mission abort.
Before you reach the Kieber Belt you will inserted into the Ertia region, attainment of in-Ertia status takes time, but is worth the wait, godspeed
Woe is Moo.
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Cow Log: Stardate 214151332
Jesus God. This desolate planet. I walk for yards and no even one Starbucks. Is no signs of life. I think most prudent thing to do is eat all rations and take nap. Sober Programming intact.
Jesus God. This desolate planet. I walk for yards and no even one Starbucks. Is no signs of life. I think most prudent thing to do is eat all rations and take nap. Sober Programming intact.
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In all seriousness Cow, I hope you are doing as well as expected with your quit. Humor is always a welcome diversion of sorts of course. Still though, challenges exist when we take on the responsibilities to stay quit. Just want you to know you're in my thoughts... and I believe in YOU
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Cow Log: Stardate 215151047
Terrible night. Tried other pill yesterday to lift depressions in this god forsaken place. But it only disorients me and give me the diarrhea, all. night. long. I existing on "life support only," but sober programming still functioning. Today, I gonna... oh, hey, what that over there, oh now that look very welcoming. I go check it out. Is probably home of some kindly alien ...who really really like s'mores. Sweet.
Terrible night. Tried other pill yesterday to lift depressions in this god forsaken place. But it only disorients me and give me the diarrhea, all. night. long. I existing on "life support only," but sober programming still functioning. Today, I gonna... oh, hey, what that over there, oh now that look very welcoming. I go check it out. Is probably home of some kindly alien ...who really really like s'mores. Sweet.
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