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|06-07-2012, 07:23 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Nov 2010
Funny AA Joke
There was a group of AA members driving to a conference in a distant city. About halfway there, they stopped for a coffee break. The restaurant was near a botanical garden, and they decided to walk around there to stretch their legs before going on. As they admired the beautiful beds of flowers, a sweet little old women approached them and asked, "Are you members of the Wild Life Society?"
"No"ma'dam".. answered one. We used to be, but then we joined AA
AA quotes first edition
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|06-07-2012, 09:46 AM||#2 (permalink)|
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Zion, Illinois
Ha Ha. That's a good one! Just wondering if they took a group conscience before breaking their anonymity....not that it's a big deal or anything.
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|06-07-2012, 06:10 PM||#3 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Between Meetings
I like that.
A sponsor and his sponsee are on a deserted island and they find a lamp. The sponsor grabs the lamp and rubs it and a genie comes out and grants them each one wish. The sponsor says...I wish I was back with my family..Enjoying the wonderful life I was living...And poof...He's gone. The sponsee thinks about it a little bit..."do I want this?...."or do I want that?..."...."Oh sh!t...I wish my sponsor was here!"
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