Drunk ask cops for some respect

[AW2486]

Not sure which forum this should be posted in. I picked the one I post in the most.

From a Local online Police Report

http://www.riverfallsjournal.com/art...ction=homepage

Schools and the college were closed and half the town may have gone south, but those left behind kept police officers very busy last week. Take the 21-year-old local man who decided to stand in the middle of Main and Cascade at 2:20 a.m., arms stretched out like an airplane, puffing his cigarette.

When asked for his ID, the young man allegedly tossed a wallet at an officer and said, “Just shoot me.”

Meanwhile, traffic was backed up and cars honking. Another officer was needed to forcibly remove the man blocking the intersection.

A preliminary breath test indicated he was intoxicated. After being taken to jail, the suspect wouldn’t get out of the squad car until the officer agreed to respect his atheism. The officer said he was fine with that.

The case goes to the district attorney.

[CAPTAINZING2000]

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[Done_With_It]

arrested a 14-year-old city of river falls boy for substantial battery in the 400 block of north grove street. There, the boy is said to have slashed the arm of a teenage girl with a razor. The girl had to see a doctor for stitches to close the wound. The boy was miffed the girl wouldn’t let him use an ipod

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