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Old 06-02-2006, 06:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Friday Funnies - 6/2/06

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the
second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own
bungee-jumping service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is
a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything
they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They
travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are
constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more
and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy
jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back
up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, he falls
again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised
and bleeding. Again,the second guy misses him. The first guy
falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty
messed up, he's got a couple broken bones and is almost
unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this
time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first
guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a pinata?
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