I am racking my brain for embarressing stories - I know they are IN there, but I haven't found them yet
BUT...
JT's story reminded me of my son... he's one of those kids that comes out with the funniest things. Altho, the first story is about what a different little child said...
Last summer, when my son was 4, he was wanting to go outside and play. It was after dinner, but it was still bright and sunny. He noticed that the next door neighbors had their little grand daughter over visiting, and he decided to go and knock on their door to see if she would come out and play.
The little girl came down the stairs and saw my son standing at the door. My son said "Do you wanna come out and play with me?", to which the little girl responded "Not tonight, I have a headache"
True story!
And...
My husband took my son, then 3, out on the lake nearby to do a little fishing. They had been out there for a little over and hour, and no bites. Suddenly, my son's fishing rod started getting pulled over the edge of the boat. My husband grabbed the rod, and reeled in the fish. My son was sooooo proud of the fish he caught

. He had no intention of keeping the fish, but my husband asked my son "so... this is such a great fish you caught son! Should we take home and eat it?"... My son looked terrified, then puzzled... he finally said "Daddy? Shouldn't we PEEL it first?"
Anyhow,
These always give me a chuckle
Back to the embarressing stories! I'll keep searching my brain
Meg