Welcome to SR Lostnbfe. If you have kids that yak online they can be a wealth of support as well! Mine have helped me out a few times. LOL!!
You will also need to get up to speed on some British slang.....
WTF you ask?!?!? You'll see what I mean..
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/p.htm
Do yourself a favor and start tlooking up stuff like
boot
nader
knees up
plonker
bollocks
eeeeeep