What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings, where someone wants
you to give over 100% .
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as --
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,
then H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
And, look how far ass kissing will take you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%!
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while
Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there . . . it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put
you over the top! :beerchug: